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wwebsite as on the internet 

To commit a fail of such a gargantuan degree, a scope that can not be defined using human terms. First made popular by such failure from Ocean Marketing, as published by Penny Arcade.
Son Im 38 I wwebsite as on the internet when you were a sperm in your daddys balls and before it was the internet, thanks for the welcome to message wurd up.

Websterduck

The Websterduck is a humanoid species of duck that feeds off of the souls and emotions of others. They love plants, and only eat pages out of the Webster Dictionary in order to add to their vocabulary; in hopes to take over the world. However until then they are often found as bloggers, writers, fangirls, and other similarly related groups. They enjoy torturing fictional characters, dancing through life, and some very elite Webesterducks, like the master, enjoy the majestic music of the french horn.
Wooow. Brid is such a Websterduck. I can't believe I never noticed before.
Websterduck by Awww Heck yes! December 1, 2014

Kevin Webster 

A person who has been wearing the same jacket or coat for so long that it becomes a part of them, like Kevin Webster from Coronation Street who has been wearing the same bomber jacket for the last ten years. Reference used if jacket is also unfashionable.

Can also be known as a 'Webster' by those who are familiar with the character.
Person 1:- You wearing that coat again?

Person 2:- Yeah, why what's wrong with it?

Person 1:- You look like you're wearing a Kevin Webster!

Person 2:- That's fuckin' harsh man!
Kevin Webster by Foldy435 November 27, 2012
This neologism started off life as a typo but I believe it deserves a better fate. Webiste claims 930,000 Google hits in April, 2007 which means that it now deserves to be taken seriously. The meaning I feel that best suits the word is "a lover of Websites" i.e. a Website-ophile.
I've worked with half-a-dozen Web-designers before, but I have to say that Joe is a real Webiste and I'd never work with anyone else on a project again.
Webiste by Jonathan FeBland April 29, 2007

Wolf Webster 

A wizard 101 character, who fights and saves his kingdom
Hand over thou rations “Wolf Webster
Wolf Webster by Slrky February 11, 2022

The Nikki Webster 

A sexual ritual where one individual (the Strawberry) faces ass out on the bed with pink lipstick around the anus and has googly eyes on each butt cheek. During this sacred ritual you must play the song "Strawberry Kisses" and shake your ass accordingly. The other party will then partake in a light kissing of the asslips while the Strawberry honks on their crack pipe.
My baby surprised me with the Nikki Webster tonight, it was so sweet.