vulvant

what you call someone if theyre being really annoying and rude - a spin off the word "vulva"
basically like calling someone a dickhead but a female version

"omg you vulvant"

by hasotomynaso April 10, 2025

Vulva veto

When she’s down bad for it - but her sober friend says “ain’t no way” to the unemployed DJ

Dude1: “shit man I just got cockblocked by her bitch ass friend”

Dude2: “yeah she laid down a vulva veto, so guess you’re not laying pipe tonight. Womp womp “

by Tissetrolden September 24, 2025

spicy vulva

When the Spicy Butthole moves forward

I did that wing challenge last night and when I went to wipe I gave myself a spicy vulva.

by CaseMan5128 December 6, 2022

Non-fistulous recto-vulval peumo labia

A unique sensation when a substantial fart that percolates from the anus, past the taint, and through the labial folds.

Going down on Josie is a thrill, when she resuscitates her crabs during Non-fistulous recto-vulval peumo labia, it's crunchy vibratory affair. It gives a whole new meaning to low country crab boil.

by Dick Examiner August 26, 2018

moist rubber vulva

A phrase used to signify that one is being kidnapped or held hostage so as to safely alert others without putting oneself in greater danger.

When my husband called to ask if I needed anything from the store on his way home, I calmly replied, “milk, bread, 2 onions and moist rubber vulva” white maintaining eye contact with the gunman. The police arrived shortly thereafter.

by Peppercorn Medley November 10, 2020