vertical newton

the pitcher lower his cock into the catchers ear and rotates. Generally clockwise. For the more experienced sexual individuals.

"Man that vertical newton was passionate, i just hope your not deaf."

by mr. positons August 4, 2009

vertical tuna sub

vagina

Man, I had a vertical tuna sub last night. Delicious!

by BeefleIron June 23, 2011

Vertical Bacon Baguette

Term used as an alternate for a womans Squeamy gash. Phrase coined by C.Robertson on a drinkin' trip to Newcastle. After others expressed offense to the word C**T, Robertson reverted to using the terms vertical bacon baguette, Gaping Axe Wound and Chainsaw Wound. A slightly less offensive and crude term for female genitalia than most of its predecessors.

You stupid vertical bacon baguette!!!

I bet her vertical bacon baguette tastes delightful!!!

by Tubbzeh May 22, 2006

vertical sandwich

the vaginal area.

also known as a camle toe

This girl over here has a vertical sandwich, haha sarah!

by Alex R. February 11, 2004

Vertical Fur Taco

A big fat hairy pussy.

Man o' Livin, I licked her vertical fur taco until she uncorked on my face.

by kalamir Erick December 28, 2005

vertical hamburger

Slang for a a vagina.

Damn, that's a nice vertical hamburger.

by rick labrake November 8, 2005

Vertimato

A tomato that is produced on a vertical farm.

The production of vertimatoes will improve the availability of healthy foods to urban dwellers.

by Rob Tommins July 20, 2009