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The Slope of a Vertical Line

Infinity, or a very large, unquantifiable number.
"Dude, how rich is Bill Gates? His bank statements much be, like, the slope of a vertical line."
by yequalsmxplusb February 12, 2009
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vertical smear

a fuckin big shit stain produced by a scruffy fuckin chink who sells dvd's!!!!!!
man look at chan he has a vertical smear down his boxers, dirty little cunt!!!!
by cuntbag 99 January 28, 2010
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vertically challenged

short(patterned after politically correct terms with the word challenged in them, possibly offensive to short people)
If he had been vertically challenged than it would have shown as he aged.
by The Return of Light Joker December 9, 2008
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Alaskan Vertical Snuggle

Noun: When two males engage in a snuggle or spoon while standing upright, after the big spoon massages the pectorals of the little spoon and continues massage on down the torso as if frisking. The two men then remove their clothing to morph into the position of the Alaskan Vertical Cool Hand Luke.
Rob and Travis were intoxicated when Rob said "Don't move I'm going to give you a massage." Then Travis said "Oooh, is this an Alaskan Sniperfuck?" Then Rob managed to slur "No silly goose, I'm gonna hit you with an Alaskan Vertical Snuggle you big bear you." Love ensued.
by Saxenkuntz March 28, 2009
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Vertical Chimps

VERTICAL CHIMPS & BABOON~ETTS ; a vertical chimp can have a multitude of meanings… however according to Michael Fazio some VERTICAL CHIMPS are more VERTICAL than others & this species is what we are concerned with in today's world. It should also be noted that there is a subspecies of vertical chimps known as BABOON~ETTS which can only be defined as the female gender of the species although not much research has been done on the working of the female VERTICAL CHIMPS mental acuity for lack of research material.
Vertical Chimps ~ robustly defined accordingly a.k.a. Atypical Left-Wing Liberal Atheist Anti-God Fearing Dogs that bite the hand that feed them.

1 Descendents of Apelike Creatures varying in color or walk & walk in an erect fashion & have no understanding of a supreme being or deity & typically totally lacking in moral turpitude a.k.a. Newspaper Reporters, Lawyers, And Of Course Politicians ~ OBAMAS ~ !

2 Of coarse there are vertical chimps that are more VERTICAL than others and these are defined by many characteristics including Social, Economic, and Of Course Political Power Bases which in short would mean that the 44th PUSS STAIN is at the top of the { VERTICAL CHIMP CHAIN at least for the time being, and represents the American version of VERTICAL CHIMPS BABOON~ETTS until the baton is passed on to the 45th PUSS STAIN POTUS at which time America as we know it will have long ceased to exist ~!
by hoodwinkedbyanangel December 5, 2010
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vertilator

Name of The Ultimate God.
His power is superb to all those around him and he cannot be beaten in any way shape or form.
Vertilator is wicked.
by Caar May 6, 2008
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vertical bath

gianna:im bored
daniel:me to
gianna:my house is freezing
daniel:i know, i was there like a half hour ago lol
gianna:lol ya
daniel:im tired
gianna:me to, imma go take a vertical bath and go to bed
daniel:alright love, night
gianna:night
by myshoeshavefaces February 28, 2010
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