Verbal Alchemist

That one person who can say anything, not matter how unfunny, and it will come out as pure comedy gold.

Person 1: I don't know what it is about kraig, everything he says just seems funny to me
Person 2: Yeah man hes a Verbal Alchemist

by TranscendentBoredomOverlord September 25, 2017

Verbal Deletion

The act of destroying another human being using solely your words either through superior reasoning or powerful rhetorical skills

"Did you hear the argument yesterday between Jim and Fernando?"
"Yeah! It was a total verbal deletion!"

by The Hebrew Review February 15, 2017

verbal vegan

1. Someone very vocal in all things vegan but isn’t actually vegan even though he says he is vegan

He isn’t a vegan, I saw him chomping on a snickers....he is a verbal vegan

by TheVeganEdge December 8, 2020

Verbal Nutrition

Food for thought.

I really need some Verbal Nutrition.

by Budben1 February 26, 2011

Verbal Viagra

Indicates the ability to sustain long-running commentary, either in person or via social networking. In personal settings, known as "diarrhea of the mouth." See also: 'Wordy Turdy'

Tony responded fifteen times on Bob's facebook post. Who slipped him the verbal Viagra?

I finally managed to get away from that dude at the bar. He wouldn't shut up; someone must have slipped him the verbal Viagra.

by reagan.fanfic October 8, 2011

Verbal Secretion

When a person, while ranting or talking too much, accidentally releases a secret, or factoid others were not suppose to know.

Jacob: "It was fun until your little Verbal Secretion!"

Anthony: I know, "I verbally secreted everywhere."

by Loveporn Cockonopolis November 12, 2011

Verbal Diaphram

The equivalent to "Cock Blocking" for females.

Little Mary Lou decided to "Verbal Diaphram" Suzie Q when she told the stud at the bar that Suzie Q had an STD.

by Maxineie September 27, 2011