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Vegan

Annoying skinny fucks who refuse to eat meat or any other other animal by product.
That vegan looks like he's starving.
by Striker122 July 30, 2009
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veganism

The state in which someone deprives their self of anything that tastes good in an attempt to save an animal that is already dead.
The vegan wouldn't eat the cake, cookies, or brownies because it was exploiting the chicken that gave the eggs.

The vegan had to be hospitalized when they became stranded on a desert island and would only eat the microscopic supply of celery in their pocket. Stupid veganism....
by Yawwwwwwwnn December 27, 2006
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Vegan

Will not eat meat or use any products from animals.

Usually a college hippy or a pompous Hollywood celebrity. They love to point out their diet is so health even though they're 5'11" and weight 100lbs.

They tend to get appalled or preachy if you so much mention that you eat meat.
Vegan - Oh, I'm so glad your not eating meat anymore (sees bag of grain)

Huh?..that bag of grain is bait for deer as it's gun season tomorrow (pumps fist)
by glum68 December 23, 2008
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Vegan

by luckyfaceman November 15, 2017
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Vegan

A person who refrains from eating any meat or animal products. These people usually enforce cult-like behaviour in order to try and make normal people (meat eaters) feel bad. Vegans are also known to avoid reason and logic by yelling in the faces of anyone who refutes their made up claims. After a time of being on this diet, they develop or have worsened mental problems such as Alzheimers. This occurs because their brains are so nutrient deficient from no Omega-3s and Cholesterol intake. A vegan is most likely offended from this definition, it doesn’t make them right.
I told my vegan friend that their diet was unhealthy and poor for animal habitats; they tried to stab me with a banana but passed out due to exhaustion.
by TKinfinity July 17, 2019
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Vegan

fat as holes who flaunt their veggie killing tenden-cs
whoever doesnt like meat like a vegan...duh!
by screwuveggeeaters December 28, 2005
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Vegan

Somebody who is lame and only eats green shit
by Zach Nigga July 17, 2018
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