"vanished like a fart in the wind"

1)A phrase which means to vanish as suddenly as a fart in the wind. 2)A phrase coined by warden Norten when describing how Andy escaped Shawshank.

When he was caught masturbating the livestock he "vanished like a fart in the wind"!

by incipitsathanas February 21, 2009

Vanilla wafer chaser

1. Any female who only dates white guys, but is not white themselves.

1. Guy 1: Have you seen Lashawndra? She’s went home with Jake, Sam, Brad, and Brett in the same week but won’t give Jerome the light of day
Guy 2: Didn’t you know? She’s a vanilla wafer chaser man, good luck trying to date her if you’re not white.

by Lookatdatime January 19, 2018

Dave Vanian

born David Lett.
An English musician.
Lead Vocalist for the damned(one of the founding fathers of Punk).
He brought goth style into the popculture world.
Is known for wearing his interesting clothing and makeup on and off stage.
Handles stage invaders like a boss!

Punk Girl 1:'Have you seen the video for 'Eloise' by The Damned?'

Punk Girl 2:'Yeah ! Dave Vanian looks so beautiful in that one ! '

Punk dude 1:'Dude!'

Punk dude 2:'What?'

Punk dude 1:'I just watched that' Love Song' video you told me about!

Punk dude 2:'cool huh?'

Punk dude 1: 'Dude, that Vanian dude is freakin' badass man!! Badass!!!!'

Dave Vanian handles stage invaders like a boss!

by TheGirlK August 21, 2011

Vanilla Swag

To put vanilla ice cream in a girls pussy then have a horse eat it out.

I really want a horse to Vanilla Swag me right now.

by Vanilla swagger October 29, 2010

cherry vanilla dr. pepper

A tasty beverage with far too many adjectives in its name.

Man 1: What is that seemingly delicious concoction you have there, Jimmy?
Jimmy/Man 2: Why, it's only Cherry Vanilla Dr.-
Man 1: Too late, lost interest, shiny objects, fudge, weeeee!

by Cowzilla, Pie lover extraordinare April 25, 2005

vanilla donk

a white girl wit a fat booty

Damn, Crystal Bickoff has got a vanilla donk!

by Stefan Young October 27, 2004

vani

She is the most cutest girl you would have ever met.She is beautiful(inside and out).She is sufficient in almost everything.She's funny.Even though she looks polite, she is the naughtiest person you would have ever met.
She knows how to love someone.She is always around you when you need her.You can be your normal dorky and weird self around her and she still likes you. That’s super cool.But be careful she is the most possessive person.She does not like to share someone she likes.

person1: Who is your girlfriend?
person2: Vani
person1: You are most luckiest person in the world.

by Dorbie August 8, 2019