When you have sex with an inside out latex glove shoved between 2 couch cushions as Republican VP nominee J.D. Vance admitted to doing in pp. 179-181 of his book "Hillbilly Elegy"
by Pickle Richard July 23, 2024
Get the Doing a Vancemug. Involuntary euthanasia.
by Czech Hunter 1984 April 22, 2025
Get the JD Vance Handshakemug. The high-water trousers some low class, tasteless men wear, which ride up and expose his bare shins when he sits down. It’s a sure way not to get laid on a date.
I see you are rocking your Vance Pants for your big date tonight. Are you taking her to Denny’s or Kentucky Fried Chicken?
by LaughingAloud March 12, 2025
Get the Vance Pantsmug.