Valorant

An addiction like, cocaine and Nicotine.

Guy 1: Hey man want to do some, Meth or Weed?
Guy 2: Nah man, I got Valorant

by BoobInspector December 17, 2022

Valorant Smurf

A Valorant smurf is someone who got players in their spike rush lobbies who were too good, so they made a alt account to combat that.

They are also really anoying and have no life.

"William is a valorant smurf."

by WilliamProsper December 21, 2022

Valorant Weirdo

A person who is terrible at valorant

Damn that bitch is a valorant weirdo

by DaddyhereGoEat December 22, 2022

VALORANT

the game we all love but at the same time hate but when you want to stop with the game you think by yourself i give to mutch fucking money to this game

kid1: he jim you come valorant
kid2: nah am not sexist racist and zesty

by electric_spectrum February 13, 2023

Valorant

A very enjoyable FPS game that takes dedication and time to learn. It is often hated for its likeness to similar FPS games, but that is no reason not to try it, as it is not only original enough to make its own stand, but is also unfairly judged, due to the fact that all FPS games are similar.

"I main the character Jett on valorant."

by anonymous February 19, 2023

Valorantitus

A fatal disease that makes people become romantically attracted to people who’s name starts with mar and ends with co. Other symptoms include playing mind washing video games

Did you hear? Gloria has Valorantitus

by Licensed Doctor Gate Wink March 31, 2023

Valorant'ing

jobless mens playing a shitty game

Person 1: Why are you not responding?
Person 2: Because i'm valorant'ing right now.

by tegi yarn April 16, 2023