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D'Vaginga

Pronounced Vuh-djin-djah. An outwards crotchly thrusting motion, (also known as 'air humping')in which your hands are in two fists at your side. You lift your left leg at hip level, and raise your fists out in front of you. You the proceed to jump with your right leg, bringing your hands down behind your back, and slam your left foot down. It is perfectly normal to proceed in a D'Vaginga at any given time. :) Usually done by the female race, in an attempt to degrade the male race. they have too many things to put us down anyway its about TIME we got something. :)
*Boy Walks By*
Girl #1: Oh gee, look at him now!
Girl #2: thats deserving of a D'Vaginga *D'Vaginga's*
Girl #1: *high five* thats safe g.
by Tatti December 24, 2007
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vaginept

Short for 'vagina inept'

Meaning: Someone who is impaired with any activity involving the vagina.
Rosie: I Can't get this tampon in, I fail at life :(
Mary: Bitch, you're so vaginept it's not funny.

Llama: Which part is the clitoris again?
Jane: Damn Llama you are vaginept.
by Loadx November 10, 2008
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Gurt Vagine

(pronounced: va-j-een) a condition which refers to the vagina being abnormally large on the exterior, due to sex or repeated child birth.
after ravenous sex, the girl had a gurt vagine.
by sju95 November 26, 2010
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Vagingo

-We have seen your vagina when you bend down through the side of your super short shorts. Where your underwear was during all this nobody knows.

-GET SOME REAL PANTS!!

p.s. yes, we are talking to you......... vagingo!
"m: i just saw her vagina through the side of her shorts.

k: what!?!!! you seriously saw it?

t: what's up?

k: he totally just saw he vagina through the side of her shorts.

t: WHAT!! she wasnt wearing underwear?

m: i didn't see any i only saw her va jay jay

k: gah what a vagingo i mean vagina

t: no lets call her that. she is the vagingo monster.

m: hahaha"

LATER THAT DAY
k,m,t: omg its VAGINGO. AHH VAGINGO!

(vagingo continues walking without realizing it is her)
by i-lost-the-game November 4, 2009
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Vaginer Winer

the opposite of a cockblock. This is when a homie of yours is downplaying you to the girl your trying to lay, cause he's trying to lay too...
Homie: Yo, Kent told that chick you were talking to that you get mad at small shit

You: Whatever cuz, that cat's a Vaginer Winer...
by El Peels September 29, 2008
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Vagineer

A person who received a Bachelor of Science in Vagriculture from Cornell University, writing a thesis on non-chemical alternatives to Vagisil, for whom the pressure of loan debt required a career progression into vaginal reconstruction.
Mary: "I just had twins, naturally, and while my pussy aches and requires secondary treatment by a vagiculturalist, I still want to be tight."
Allen: "You should consult my vagineer, Dr. Twatfixxer."
Mary: "Is her a vagitarian?"
Allen: "Vagan, in fact."
by Mumble Tumpkin May 9, 2018
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vaginger

A man who's "downstairs" is a firey pit, with a scetchy fro placed ontop his head, and no sence of time management.
That no-good egotistical clepto is SUCH a vaginger.
by Squeedeblush August 19, 2007
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