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Urbandictionary Emergency 

When someone tells you a slang term on i.m on myspace and do not know what it means so you quickly go to urbandictionary.com and look it up, hence urbandictionary emergency.
Rick:hey look at my new picture
Sally:Sure, go look at mine, pc4pc?
Rick: *oh shit what the fuck is pc4pc, oh noes urbandictionary emergency!

Sally:you still there
Rick: yeah, okay ill go comment now.*wow what a urbandictionary emergency.
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urbandictionary.com 

One of the poorest compilations of knowledge available on the internet, thanks to a very relaxed quality control. Basically, there are five types of definitions you will find on anything:

1) The informative, deceptively neutral definition that tells you what you wanted to know.

2) The extremely biased definition that hints at a possibly psychotic author.

3) The entry that only points you to the definition of an obscenity as reference, in an attempt to be clever.

4) The definition that only makes sense to the author's friends.

5) The entry that details some weird sexual act, which probably has nothing to do with the word it's defining.
Some definitions of "George Bush" you might find on urbandictionary.com:

Def 1: The 43rd president of the United States, was inaugurated on January 20, 2001, went on to blah blah blah...

Def 2: The worst fucking leader in the history of mankind, has the intelligence of the pretzel he choked on that one time.

Def 3: See "Asswipe," "Chimpanzee," "Dickhead"

Def 4: What Mike sounded like that one time at Six Flags! You know what I'm talking about, dude!

Def 5: When your girlfriend accidentally bites off your cock and chokes to death on it.

urbandictionary-ized

1. verb. To insult someone using original terms that you found searching random urban dictionary words. Usualy the recipient of this urbandictionaryism has no idea what the insultor has just said to him.
2. verb. To have found a word on urban dictionary which is completely true, yet it applies to you and hurts.
1.
me:yeah, well you know what, josh? You're a....a....a...syed. yeah, how do you like that one?
josh:????
friend:dude you totaly got urbandictionary-ized
2.
Dammit, i just got urbandictionary-ized. check out some of those definitions of pothead
urbandictionary-ized by we2d July 21, 2008

urbandictionary dat shit! 

When you don't know what a slang means, and therefore must urbandictionary it.
whore: and then he donkey punched me!

*confusion*

thinks to self: I better urbandictionary dat shit!

UrbanDictionary.com 

A site that when used correctly can be both humorous and insightful. Usually most beneficial to suburban white people that listen to rap music and want a real definition of something like phat or tight
Bobby-"Yo, urbandictionary.com is bomb-sauce jigga"
Father-"That's it, I'm installing netnanny."

urbandictionary.com girls 

The models used on the urbandictionary.com website to advertise the shirts they have to offer. All models appear to be SE asian, not oriental. Are they the webmasters? The webmaster's friends or what? I tried to get this published before but it was shot down the fisrt day. Oh, this begs further investigation.
Oh. I look at urbandictionary.com everyday and its true the same three or four urbandictionary.com girls show up every day. ARE THEY the webbmasters I wonder?

urbandictionary editors 

A group of people with the final power to make urbandictionary.com the website that its intended to be. But some of these assholes are on a power trip and for some reasons unknown to man , are inclined to deny perfectly legitimate definitions for words , that are in some cases , not defined.
Curious UrbanDictionary user: wtf?? unchained melody isnt defined?

Girl who submited a definition for unchained melody: well tried posting a definition but thoes fuking urbandictionary editors rejected it.