Slatus Update

An intentional status update in the wee small hours of the
night, giving the impression that the poster is sleep facebooking or away with the fairies. It's actual intent is for just a handful of people to understand, to encrypt a message or for humor. Corruption of 'status' and 'it's late, as'

"Hahaaha, did you see Seth's been sleepfacebooking at 2.30 again?" "nah bro, he was sending a Slatus Update to his gfriend"

by Misstrixsy August 1, 2012

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end update

something we will never get in minecraft

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end update is never coming out

by endupdateisnevercomingout August 23, 2025

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Dusttrust (Updated)

no i despise the old "definition"
what a bizzare creation
are you kidding me
being upset about your past isn't really something you should be doing
but come

forgive me
- TheGreatJan

this dusttrust (updated) "defininition" got updated because i was slightly stupid a year ago

by thegreatjan October 10, 2021

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rateusz update

rateusz update is definition of something never updating.

A: I wonder when a
Apple phones will be really cheap.
B: Probably when rateusz update.

by rat111 July 17, 2021

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Steve wilks updated

Is a former booty ass defensive coordinator for the browns and a former booty ass coach for the Arizona cardbirdie’s who got fired after one season 😂😂

Steve wilks updated (cle bruh: he needs to leave his defense is weak asf ) (Ari: wtf did we do we hired this bum ass just so we can go 3-13? Hell naw he ain’t coming back next season )

by Bleeding guns October 20, 2020

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