spice up your life

A sexual term... Mostly used as a substitute for intercourse. Mainly used by virgins or socially awkward people.

I'm coming over to "spice up your life"

by zthekiller90 December 21, 2014

Shove it up your ugly ass

Quote from the video Big Bell Hell's

Find a better deal? SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! That's right! SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!!

by McDonnell Douglas MD-11 June 12, 2018

UP YOUR NOSE WITH A RUBBER HOSE

Used by Vinny Barbarino, in welcome back kotter, as a scape-goat for extreme frustration, or backed into a corner and no intellegent answer is thought of.

"so where were you last night?"
----
"up your nose with a rubber hose!!!!"

by justin vs January 6, 2008

shove a lightsaber up your ass

An insult to any guy that makes you look weak or retarded, so shoving a lightsaber up their anus will make it look like they had a laser erection. Who's the retarded one now?

Darth Vader: Luke, I told everyone that I am your father.
Luke: Shove a lightsaber up your ass.

*shoves lightsaber up vader's ass making it look like he has a laser dick.*
Darth Sidious: You could have fucked Padme like that
*vader fucks sidious with laser dick, sidious dies.*

by shitless sam April 24, 2018

Have a card up your sleeve

- To have an advantage that other people do not know about.
- You have a surprise plan or idea that you are keeping back until the time is right.

You still have a card up your sleeve, and it should solve all your problems.

by slang.teacher March 20, 2015

fill up your bean bag

Get ready for something. Particularly a significant event.

"Fill up your bean bag mate, big game on tonight'

by Wandering Willy July 19, 2017

shove yourself up your ass

When a person is speaking bull shit and you cant find a better response to tell their ass off with.

You can go shove yourself up your ass.

by Random person behind a LCD October 21, 2020