Definition: someone who does not care, is overly grumpy, and creates specific unhappiness and shitty behaviors toward others. Similar to a bug up my ass, but on the next level, as getting stung up your ass creates a serious reaction, as opposed to a bug just crawling around all up in your business. Bee up your ass.
Shannon: Jesus, you are really pissing me off today, can't you see I have own shit going on here?
Mike: Why the heck do you have a bee up your ass?
Shannon: Fuck off.
Mike: Why the heck do you have a bee up your ass?
Shannon: Fuck off.
by Shannon307 November 7, 2018

A sexual term... Mostly used as a substitute for intercourse. Mainly used by virgins or socially awkward people.
by zthekiller90 December 21, 2014

by McDonnell Douglas MD-11 June 12, 2018

Used by Vinny Barbarino, in welcome back kotter, as a scape-goat for extreme frustration, or backed into a corner and no intellegent answer is thought of.
by justin vs January 6, 2008

An insult to any guy that makes you look weak or retarded, so shoving a lightsaber up their anus will make it look like they had a laser erection. Who's the retarded one now?
Darth Vader: Luke, I told everyone that I am your father.
Luke: Shove a lightsaber up your ass.
*shoves lightsaber up vader's ass making it look like he has a laser dick.*
Darth Sidious: You could have fucked Padme like that
*vader fucks sidious with laser dick, sidious dies.*
Luke: Shove a lightsaber up your ass.
*shoves lightsaber up vader's ass making it look like he has a laser dick.*
Darth Sidious: You could have fucked Padme like that
*vader fucks sidious with laser dick, sidious dies.*
by shitless sam April 24, 2018

- To have an advantage that other people do not know about.
- You have a surprise plan or idea that you are keeping back until the time is right.
- You have a surprise plan or idea that you are keeping back until the time is right.
by slang.teacher March 20, 2015

by Wandering Willy July 19, 2017
