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Bee up your ass

Definition: someone who does not care, is overly grumpy, and creates specific unhappiness and shitty behaviors toward others. Similar to a bug up my ass, but on the next level, as getting stung up your ass creates a serious reaction, as opposed to a bug just crawling around all up in your business. Bee up your ass.
Shannon: Jesus, you are really pissing me off today, can't you see I have own shit going on here?
Mike: Why the heck do you have a bee up your ass?
Shannon: Fuck off.
by Shannon307 November 7, 2018
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spice up your life

A sexual term... Mostly used as a substitute for intercourse. Mainly used by virgins or socially awkward people.
by zthekiller90 December 21, 2014
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Shove it up your ugly ass

Find a better deal? SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! That's right! SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!!
by McDonnell Douglas MD-11 June 12, 2018
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UP YOUR NOSE WITH A RUBBER HOSE

Used by Vinny Barbarino, in welcome back kotter, as a scape-goat for extreme frustration, or backed into a corner and no intellegent answer is thought of.
"so where were you last night?"
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"up your nose with a rubber hose!!!!"
by justin vs January 6, 2008
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shove a lightsaber up your ass

An insult to any guy that makes you look weak or retarded, so shoving a lightsaber up their anus will make it look like they had a laser erection. Who's the retarded one now?
Darth Vader: Luke, I told everyone that I am your father.
Luke: Shove a lightsaber up your ass.

*shoves lightsaber up vader's ass making it look like he has a laser dick.*
Darth Sidious: You could have fucked Padme like that
*vader fucks sidious with laser dick, sidious dies.*
by shitless sam April 24, 2018
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Have a card up your sleeve

- To have an advantage that other people do not know about.
- You have a surprise plan or idea that you are keeping back until the time is right.
You still have a card up your sleeve, and it should solve all your problems.
by slang.teacher March 20, 2015
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fill up your bean bag

"Fill up your bean bag mate, big game on tonight'
by Wandering Willy July 19, 2017
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