Uncompassion

The opposite of compassion.

Jason has uncompassion for the starving children of the third world.

by ©Fuck You!!! § November 1, 2003

Uncooked Egg

Refers to a cute girl who's body looks good in clothes but awful naked.

For example, when you crack an uncooked egg into a pan, the whites and yolks go everywhere you don't want them to go. You want the yolk in the middle, but it just keeps running all over. A girl is an uncooked egg if you think her lady bits will go all over the second her clothes come off.

Guy 1: I can't tell if I'd bang her or not...sometimes she looks real good.

Guy 2: Don't waste your time bro, she's a total uncooked egg.

by BigDogXXIX October 14, 2011

uncomfortable

Miranda Cosgrove.

Damn, Miranda Cosgrove walked in and everything became uncomfortable!

by Effie Trinkett November 6, 2012

UNCOMPETABLE

ADJ; used to describe the fact that one person or thing or market cannot be competed against.

"This Kettle 1 With Lemon Is Uncompetable"

by TDX9000 September 29, 2011

Unconscious Masturbation

Sleep, specifically referring the brain's cognition during the act of sleeping.

Person 1: How was AP Chemistry today?
Person 2: Man, I was so bored, I ended up doing some unconscious masturbation.
Person 1: That's pretty cool, bro, I did some unconscious masturbation myself during Spanish class.

by Frothy Walrus March 10, 2010

Uncommon Sense

Because Common Sence is no longer common, this is the new and correct phrase for "Common Sense". See: dumbass, moron

"Man, that was stupid! This guy's got uncommon sense."

by Keaton Prower January 23, 2004

Uncomfortable Worm

A worm that is not very comfortable.

Chris: I am the uncomfortable worm.

Mario: I thought you were a human???

by Super Mario! May 8, 2008