Twat Knocking

v; the female equivalent of "busting balls."

Relax, girl. I'm just twat knocking.

by Funwithwordsdotorg November 30, 2011

twatfax

A combination of awesome people who are in the livejournal communities rpattz_trufax and ontd_twatlight. These communities were a result of all the EPIC twilight posts on ONTD. Most of these individuals were fairly normal until RPattz dazzled them into reading three crappy books. Now they will never be the same. Sparkly objects distract them easily, they laugh at all things involving bacon, they enjoy reading about people cooking themselves, will photoshop Rpattz on to anything, they go to war with twilight moms, they will cut your brakes for love, they have a sudden love for Phil Collins, and have been known to drop everything and run as soon as they recieve the beacon which is know affectionately called the bacon.

It has been rumored that Robert Pattinson will only have sex with twatfax girls.

Twatfaxer:(sees someone holding a rainbow umbrella) IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING!

by rpattz May 23, 2008

Oh Sheesh Y'all, Twas A Dream

The best saying ever. It was said in an episode of College Humor's: Jake and Amir. It's been said throughout the seasons, but there is an episode called "Twas a Dream". A "laugh-out-loud" moment. Amir get's into his rapping moments, and blurts it out. Possibly one of the most famous quotes on Youtube.

Amir: "Oh sheesh y'all, twas a dream!"
Jake: "Was it really?"
Amir: "Nay, it really happened"

by SmilesAreLove July 13, 2010

twatsicle

Another name for a penis.
Featured in Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo.

"Are you gonna show her your twatsicle??"

by AuntieTATA September 17, 2005

Twat sickle

When your lady friends vaginal juices are so thick and greasy that they leave a hard coating on your erect pecker, this creates "The Twat Sickle". This is usually an undesirable ailment, so to be called one is rather rude.

(Dave) "Man, after banging Susie last night I woke up with a huge Twat Sickle!
(Joe) "You better get that thing on ice!"

by Dave "The Air Bus" September 22, 2008

Twank

An insult when someone is being a dicksucker

My friend Jess made me buy her food, she is such a twank.

by Nel.29 February 3, 2017

twackstar

a meth user who is really proud of him or herself and thinks no one can tell they're high and acts animated. they know everything.

"You better let squeek fix the lawnmower or he'll go twackstar on you."

by Crys Crystopherson January 31, 2009