Tom

A bitchy wuss man. Tends to be insecure, and whiny. He demands constant attention. A neglectful boyfriend that always has an excuse. When confronted, he cries- throws bitch fits and pleads to be kept. In all, a pussy.

"Dude, you know that Tom, god, whatta bitch"

Tom by annabanannaramma February 5, 2010

Tom

Guy who is always wrong. Loses everything, has imaginary friends, and loves musicals.

person A:1+1=5
Person B: You're such a Tom, Jackson!

Tom by allamg13 December 27, 2009

Tom

An actor who needs to come out of the closet

Tom you gotta come outa the closet ohhmyygawd!

Tom by god_of_conquest July 8, 2011

tom

someone who buys a nissan 180sx and crashes it into a fence in the first week of ownership . ......twice . not crashes it twice . two separate cars . 5 years apart

oh fark i just did a tom . crached the 2nd car

tom by jeffe June 13, 2014

Tom

A short balding man with a very small weiner and a very large ego; overcompensaties for his "shortcomings" by becoming an overacheiver. Enjoys preening and peacocking; takes credits for other people's work

Girl 1: Did you meet that guy who won all those awards?
Girl 2: Yeah, what a total Tom.

Tom by TBIAD July 22, 2010

Tom

Big fat child, one upper in every aspect of life, usually drives a car that need more work then its worth, enjoys winter sports.

Man your fat little brother is being such a Tom.

Tom by Relyt sirhc retep February 16, 2010

Tom

A guy who seems perfect to date at first until you get to know him and find out he's a complete freak.

My ex-boyfriend turned out to be a total tom.

Tom by owlerrr September 14, 2010