Tom

A two faced cunt who is clingy and desperate!

Fred: Tom told me you were slagging me off.
Henry: Tom is two faced what do you expect.

by Henryboyyyy0123 December 10, 2018

Tom

He’s cool hates meatballs likes makkiah and acts a bit weird sometimes

Wow Tom likes makkiah

by Tom twaddle May 14, 2019

Tom

an austrailian who won't accept that austrailia sucks as a country

that guy talking about acdc was being a total tom

by robert rodine December 4, 2007

Tom

A cunt.

Have you seen that Tom? What a cunt.

by Smokey Tits December 5, 2010

Tom

Baddest man you could ever meet. Total Viking heathen. Loyalty like no other. And most amazing in bed EVER!

If I could only be a Tom then I'd have the world at my feet

by †VIKING†HEATHEN December 19, 2016

Tom

the name of a person who is by definition a Tool, Asshat, Tryhard. Also a points system which is administered to reflect the level of Toolness, Asshated or Tryharistic behaivour.

"That guy is such an Asshat."
"Yeah he's definatly Tom."

You scored 1000 Tom points for ........ (insert action which is Tollish, Asshated of Tryhardastic)

by shift11111111111 July 14, 2007

Tom

Tom is the definition of class and swagger, he always does what he wants, and seems to make people not sure to smile or cry at his perfection. He tends to be fair skinned with blonde curly hair. He is very talented, especially when it comes to literature, and public speaking, he is very eloquent, and has many girls falling in love with him.

Compatable Matches:
Laura
Chanel
Summer

Girl 1: Have you met the new kid Tom?
Girl 2: No, not yet but he's seems so perfect.
Girl 1: OMG here he comes! Act normal.
Girl 2: He's perf, I can't, MY OVARIES.

by Tumblr451 July 8, 2012