Toilet paper

You shouldn’t be asking. But, in case of an emergency, just pop over to your local store so you can better relive yourself without having to EVER search online.

Where the heck is the toilet paper!?!?

by saoupmhaiies March 30, 2020

Toilet Paper

Post-apoclyptic currency.

"Every grocery store in my state has out of toilet paper since the coronavirus outbreak! It is a rare and scarce substance now!"

by thedud3withaphone March 18, 2020

Toilet paper

When a pandemic starts everyones assholes begin spraying shit uncontrollably causing massive swarms of white trash mobbing stores to get that precious anus relief one can only get from toilet paper

Only the smooth cotton clouds of toilet paper can soothe this bleeding anus.

by T Smitty 208 March 18, 2020

backpack toilet paper

a derogatory term used when someone intends to inflict pain upon someone else.

you didn't just steal my sh*t! you backpack toilet paper!

by yessireeeeee October 21, 2013

sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

When something makes you feel super low; feeling bad

That made me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

by SheaHiStepn August 12, 2022

Fishnet toilet paper

When something or someone is not trustworthy.

Most politicians are like fishnet toilet paper. You can’t trust much of what’s coming out of their mouth. It’s all crap.

by Elise girly May 19, 2021

Toilet paper

Once mackensie put his finger up his ass

Hello bruv i like toilet paper

by Suicicidal james March 17, 2017