Skip to main content

Tokeathon

A stoner sport. The rules are everyone tokes once a minute, everyminute for 30 minutes.
A real test of stamina. Not for the light headed.
"I invoked a tokeathon, now Im at lap 28 and i forgot how to use the bong!"
by thomas the toke engine January 27, 2010
mugGet the Tokeathon mug.

Tokelore

Stories about smoking weed, or adventures/misadventures had while stoned that have reached legendary status and are frequently retold at social gatherings by other weed smokers.
Sample tokelore...

Smoker1: "hey, ever heard about that guy over in Randomtown that smoked a shitload and then went walking about the college campus buck naked?"
Smoker2:"Oh yeah... didn't he even try going into a lecture?"
Smoker 3: "That guy is awesome.."
by Tokelorius April 30, 2010
mugGet the Tokelore mug.
Related Words
toeke toekeery1112 toke token Toker taeke toebeans teke toke up token black guy

TOKegger

A party for Seniors who survived the demanding 2 years in the depths of the International Baccalaureate dungeon. It is based on the title of the jargonistic required class for all IB students, "TOK" or Theory of Knowledge. Everyone from the IB fuck ups to the primp Valedictorian are to attend. Some kids are used to partying it up on the weekends while still maintaining a rank in the Top 10 % while others who attend may be enjoying their first beer or shot of Vodka.

Most IB seniors exempt out of all finals, so the TOKegger happens while the rest of the non-IB world is "studying" for their not-difficult finals.
20th in Class Student: Hey! Are you going to the TOKegger tomorrow night?

Valedictorian: Yeah I guess, can't wait to try my first beer!
by ibgeniuzzzz June 16, 2011
mugGet the TOKegger mug.

teketriotic

To be loyal to the best and largest social fraternity in the world. To follow the 6 principles: brotherhood, teamwork, leadership, scholarship, service, and character.

To follow the triple obligations of love, charity and esteem.

To judge not by wealth rank or honor, but by personal worth and character.
Amine was teketriotic by expressing his love for fellow brothers.
by Bathtub882 January 11, 2012
mugGet the teketriotic mug.

Toke up

Going to toke up later with Devin.
by Spiderbubby October 2, 2016
mugGet the Toke up mug.

Tokeah

The most trustworthy, honest, and undeniably the best lover. Cares for others before their self. The best friend anyone could ask for in a lifetime. The best person you will ever meet.
Tokeah is a soulmate.
by DrDrainum January 28, 2017
mugGet the Tokeah mug.

Toeie

Some crazy bitch I work with just sent me a toeie!
by Ultiva69 August 2, 2018
mugGet the Toeie mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email