dutch hoof

A larger than life’s lady’s hairy poonani

She had a very nice Dutch hoof

by Loolou99 January 19, 2018

Hoof

The worst/best possible outcome for anything.

The midget stripper over there will show you one hoof of a time.

by Cleatus Titson August 5, 2021

cleft hoof

the vaginal lips, similar to camel toe.

"those leggings are showing her cleft hoof"

by 2 smoking reels March 23, 2010

Hoof

Slang for "good".

ayo bruh, that shit was hoof.

by anonymous December 18, 2020

Swamp hoof

When an overactive vagina goes rancid causing odorous blisters to form around the meaty inner edges of the lips which in turn ooze a mud slide of sludgy, greenish-brown discharge.

Bro did you hear about Angela? She had so many dudes launch jizz rockets in her last week that she ended up catching a case of the Swamp hoof.

by SLM99 July 15, 2022

Hoof Hugging

A slang term used to describe sexual interraction between two female homosexuals.

Sarah and I were hoof hugging all night long.

by Kweese February 15, 2021

Hoof

“Hoof”

A Hoof is dork, dweeb, or pseudo italian stallion who think they are bigger and badder than everyone else.

Do you know that guy named Hutch? Yeah, what a Hoof!

by JohnnyBallPlayer September 1, 2023