mature hoof

An old aged vagina

I met an old lady on the train, she offered to show me her mature hoof.

by TellerOfTales January 28, 2017

Hoofing

To shove ones hoof into an orifice

She's in for a good hoofing tonight

by Lord Bernard March 16, 2020

Swamp hoof

When an overactive vagina goes rancid causing odorous blisters to form around the meaty inner edges of the lips which in turn ooze a mud slide of sludgy, greenish-brown discharge.

Bro did you hear about Angela? So many dudes launched jizz rockets in her last week she ended up catching a case of the swamp hoof.

by SLM99 July 15, 2022

cleft hoof

the vaginal lips, similar to camel toe.

"those leggings are showing her cleft hoof"

by 2 smoking reels March 23, 2010

Hoof

To make a fist with your foot

My hoof is brutal

by Lord Bernard March 16, 2020

Hoof Slash

When you get caught by the deer women and she say she your auntie

But damn! That hoof slash had a beautiful moose knuckle .

by dacnomaniac January 1, 2023

Hoof Mut

A condition found in women who ride horses in which their vagina is mutilated by consistantly bashing and bumping it into their saddle while they ride a horse.

“Every crazy horse girl I’ve ever slept with has a pussy that looks like someone tries to squeeze way too much clay into a tiny egg cup.”
“Yeah bro all the horse girls have hoof mut, get used to it”

by Lou Slips October 28, 2023