When an overactive vagina goes rancid causing odorous blisters to form around the meaty inner edges of the lips which in turn ooze a mud slide of sludgy, greenish-brown discharge.
Bro did you hear about Angela? She had so many dudes launch jizz rockets in her last week that she ended up catching a case of the Swamp hoof.
by SLM99 July 15, 2022
Get the Swamp hoofmug. Something or someone that is very cool, and or chill. Laid back, but also unique and particularly out of the ordinary.
A person can also be Hoofing, Hoofed-out, getting Hoofed or off their Hoof.
A thing or person can be Hoof, Hoofed, The Hoof, Hoofy, or Hoofington the Third.
A place or space can be On Hoof, Off the Hoof, Hoofing, or Hooftown.
A person can also be Hoofing, Hoofed-out, getting Hoofed or off their Hoof.
A thing or person can be Hoof, Hoofed, The Hoof, Hoofy, or Hoofington the Third.
A place or space can be On Hoof, Off the Hoof, Hoofing, or Hooftown.
I got to the party at 1:30 am and it was Off the Hoof! Maddie had her teats out and was tearing up the D floor! Her dance moves were Hoof as F
We left after the party had Hoofed out, our uberdriver was Hoofington the Third, cuz he let us play some hoof tunes on the ride home.
We left after the party had Hoofed out, our uberdriver was Hoofington the Third, cuz he let us play some hoof tunes on the ride home.
by Veronika Van Cartier July 20, 2024
Get the Hoofmug. by Havesomefun September 27, 2025
Get the Hoof-heartedmug. by RJG wordsRus December 1, 2017
Get the reindeer hoofmug. When you are about to get multiball and some shitfucker hits you in the grundle with a double knuckle screw job.
I was ass deep in a game of Godzilla when some shitfucker blasted me with a full on Hoboken Horse Hoof! I had to go to the emergency urologist!
by Rhode Island Squirter March 27, 2025
Get the Hoboken Horse Hoofmug. The male version of a cameltoe. When your balls are so tight in your jeans that it has the appearance of a bull hoof.
by Bullhoofer October 11, 2022
Get the Bull Hoofmug. by HardHoof November 1, 2015
Get the Hoof Woodmug.