The term used when one (male) spits on one’s hand and furiously masturbates until they jizz on themselves and instead of washing it off, leaves the spit and nut mixture to dry on their hand.
by Spaceboihenreh December 23, 2023

Caveman Theory is what I like to call the dumbest ass things you could think of. Sometimes it feels good to think so stupid that it goes against all the laws of science.
What Phil's thinking:
Phil-Damn. What if everyone in the world is some robot and they're testing me to see whether I'll do my job.
Carol-Sup boy!
Phil-I didn't do shit!
Carol-Okay? Have you been having Caveman Theory?
Phil-Yeah.
Phil-Damn. What if everyone in the world is some robot and they're testing me to see whether I'll do my job.
Carol-Sup boy!
Phil-I didn't do shit!
Carol-Okay? Have you been having Caveman Theory?
Phil-Yeah.
by Shit brain May 15, 2010

by Hay girl 82 December 25, 2023

The caveman is when a girl is dancing in a club and you're just gonna come up from behind and rub your pelvis against her ass, hope that something good is happening.
This approach rarely works on girls in a club.
This approach rarely works on girls in a club.
Me: Dude, you saw the guy doing the caveman to that girl?
Homie: Ye, she was not amused and left the dancefloor. Cringe asf!
Homie: Ye, she was not amused and left the dancefloor. Cringe asf!
by Lil' Ox January 22, 2018

A Discord user who thinks they are the funniest user in the server Even though all they do is send the same 5 tenor gifs. They purely Talk with Gifs and have devolved into a caveman who has internet access
This Fucking Discord caveman keeps sending me these unfunny ass tenor gifs. Go type for once in you're life for christs sake
by nachotaco chimichaga 5065 January 28, 2024

Big hairy headed caveman named cole, “I break big rock with big head, I eat big rock, use big rock to make fire, cook rock over fire, to eat more big rock.”
by Caveman_catcher13 December 1, 2021

Usually named tyler. carries a wooden club every it goes, favorably listens to rocks clinking. and infact created the stone wheel.
by Flihqz December 29, 2019
