oatmeal raisin cookie

it was a prank made for king henry VIII

oatmeal raisin cookies are ass

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! December 31, 2024

charlotte oatmeal

A delicious breakfast treat that comes 6 to a pack and gets stuck in the inbound handlers.

"Hey! Old man Maur needs 18 Charlotte Oatmeals goddammit!"

by Roger Hogsmith February 6, 2025

Oatmeal Creampie

To regurgitate into the female genitalia, and then proceed to ejaculate into said genitalia.

Brian: Yo did you hear? Brody and Sara had an oatmeal creampie!
Tony: Yeah man, he warned that he felt sick but she didn't care.

by XNarz November 30, 2020

Oatmeal Maneuver

When you drift into a powerslide within Gran Turismo 3 A-Spec on the Playstation 2 and don't know the name of the action, so you name it after a grain.

Paul: Woah! How'd you get around my car? I've been in first the entire!
Rudd: I don't know... I guess I used the Oatmeal Maneuver.

by SWNeph September 17, 2020

Thick As Oatmeal

A girl or guy who isn't fat, but a little bit chubby. Usually a healthy appearance that is attractive.

Damn.... that girl is Thick As Oatmeal.

by Paulbigtoebunyon February 25, 2019

Holding the oatmeal

Another way of saying that you need to throw up/vomit but can’t because there is no where for you or someone to let it out. (The oatmeal part coming from that fact that oatmeal looks like vomit)

Ex1. Oh no... I think I’m gonna have to hold the oatmeal.

Ex2. Jenny needs to leave, now. She’s been holding the oatmeal.

by Someone odd July 6, 2019

Oatmeal Creampie

A creampie into an ass that’s full of shit

Man 1: “I gave Little Debbie an oatmeal creampie last night it was so hot.”
Man 2: “Dang dude, that’s gross didn’t you get shit on your dick? “

by Craven Moorehead October 23, 2022