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Oatmeal Lesbian

They are the kind that are super into yoga (but they don't where cute outfits and take the meditation portion real serious), only eat organic local food, where a side bag made of felt, where comfort clogs,and lastly they look like they eat a shit ton of oatmeal.
I saw this oatmeal lesbian I'd like to take out to the farmers market.
by cupcakeABC March 2, 2016
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eating oatmeal from a jacuzzi

Overwhelemed with information or work.
I really need a beer, I've been eating oatmeal from a jacuzzi all day.
by cliffzedge November 19, 2010
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Oatmeal cream pie

When you pour oatmeal on a woman’s wet vagina and right before you cum you stick your dick inside of her pussy covered oatmeal, substituting the water used to make oatmeal with semen.
Yea Johnny got me good last night and gave me an oatmeal cream pie. So hot
by Derip September 21, 2020
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Oatmeal Cream Pie

When you cream pie your favorite GILF after taking her to breakfast to catch the early bird special.
It was getting hot and heavy and then suddenly when she told me that I would be the beneficiary on her life insurance policy I oatmeal cream pied your granny. It was the best night of my life.
by Pete Camache June 25, 2025
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Oatmeal Cornbread

Idk wtf that is but apparently St3phhArt's mom is making it
by Jak33333666 December 30, 2021
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Oatmeal Hogan

A horrid, vile creature, half woman, half troll. Despised by any who know her. This mythical creature speaks only in lies and lures others into her coven with promises of riches. Like most demons she lives to destroy what is good and pure. Usually the Oatmeal Hogan (called “Oatmeal face” by those who have survived interactions with her) lives a solitary unloved existence, but will leave the safety of the bridge she lives beneath to attack first responders or to attend packers football games.
How did that fire district get destroyed and all those people lose fire protection? Oh that’s right they listened to Oatmeal Hogans lies.
by Shade Pilcorn July 9, 2025
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Oatmeal Pie

Describing the resemblance of what a woman of color’s stomach may look like after pregnancy.
“Man I can tell she just had a baby. I saw she had an oatmeal pie when she took her shirt off.”
by Mr Logistics November 12, 2022
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