teddy eyes

Big, dark brown eyes, usually with a soft gaze, long lashes, and give a warm, comforting feeling. Much better than doe eyes.
I love Sunny's teddy eyes! So big, such a soft gaze, a beautiful deep brown.. I could stare into them all day!
by Mattirsa June 27, 2017
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Teddy Bonkers

Receiving a handjob from a teddy while eating a vanilla ice cream cone
Patrick told me that last weekend his girlfriend surprised him with a Teddy Bonkers !! I can’t wait to try it !!
by Punintentional Disgrace October 02, 2018
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Teddy Sinclair

An English Grammy-nominating songwriter and lead vocalist of her band, Cruel Youth. She was formerly known as rapper Verbalicious and dark-edgy singer Natalia Kills. A queen who still gets backlash for a staged reality tv incident from years ago.
Did you hear Teddy Sinclair’s new song?
by NataliaKills September 10, 2021
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Teddy Roosevelt

The act of having your sexual partner ignore the fact that you have just ejaculated on their chest, usually continuing sex as if nothing happened.
Girl: Cmon, ram me harder, yes! Yes!
Guy: Uh, I already blew my loa-
Girl: HARDER!!
Guy: Fuck, your pulling a teddy roosevelt
by jillstobbs_ September 02, 2017
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sweaty teddy

After a night of unsatisfying sex, the guy blows his load onto his bare chest. The girl then rolls over and gives him a hug. Assuming the guy is just very hot, the girl may or may not say "wow, you're really sweaty".
"dude that girl could not get me off to save her life, so i ended up giving her a sweaty teddy."
by it really happened December 19, 2007
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sperm teddy

A sperm teddy is a crusty old teddy bear used to wipe up the results of whacking off.
Darnell: Hey, I can't find my sperm teddy!

Franconi: Sorry, I just used it. It's a little gooey.
by scodder September 30, 2012
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Teddy Bearing

Fingering a man in the fold of his scrotum, where it meets the area between his balls and his anus (aka gooch, grundle or smelly bridge) in a similar action to replacing the stuffing from a frayed teddy bear.
Becky fingerfucked her boyfriend by teddy bearing his scrotum into his body as if she was stuffing the innards back into her beloved cuddle chum.
by Nobbie April 27, 2010
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