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Ezra Murray

To remove all the marmalade from a jar, fill it half way up with your own faece, and then fill it back up with the marmalade.
"Oh man john ate my leftovers again, so i totally did an Ezra Murray on his marmalade, i cant wait for him to find it!"
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J murray

Watch out for that j murray he'll bum you
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Murray mound

Previously known as Henman hill, Murray mound is a small hill located at The All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club in Wimbledon. Murray mound is next to center court and features a large TV where audiences can watch the game as it happens. Murray mound is much cheaper than getting seats in the actual courts.
Friend 1: Hey man I got a ticket for me and my girlfriend in center court!

Friend 2: Sounds good, I can't afford a court ticket so I've settled with going to Murray mound.
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Murray cocker

A man who statistically gets no bitches.

Known to be one of the many men on the planet who no matter how hard he tries cannot find a woman that is willing to date him.
See that gay dropping shit history game over there ? He’s such a Murray cocker , he has no rizz
by ScatmanJohn June 18, 2022
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Murray Kirman

A pimped out player who knows how to get his. While a murray kirman may only stand at about 5'6 he's atleast 7feet tall when laying on his back and his feet are wide as a bear's paw. Known for his exploitation of women and his extremly legendary large penis. Murray kirman is also known to punk a motherfucker in a split second, While rivaled by noone and praised by all, murray kirman is the definition of having "been there and done that" Also a murray kirman can be found in the city of Sherman Oaks in Los Angeles County usually representing himself as only a real G can in his "OLD GUYS RULE" T-Shirts and when asked about anything worth doing he can more than not be found answering with the only answer a beast of a man like himself can answer a question with "It was good, it was not great". Also this man's took a trip to the store at age 11 and his explorations and adventure's were captured in a 5 book series called The Death Dealer" written by Frank Frazetta. A murray kirman is also known by his bathroom shower which has been said to be big enough for 3 very large people but for his uses he can only squeeze himself, a slender thin woman and his extremely large penis in that mystical of all places where magic and sexual perfection is achieved.
"I gotta go work more rickshaw hours downtown so I can get murray kirman his money"
by thatguy1980 November 4, 2011
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Murray Face

An ugly face that induces the urge to vomit in another person.
Man, that's a Murray Face.
by murraysface June 21, 2008
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Murray James

A Murray James is a kind lovable dude with a big ass heart for the little things in life. Similair to many humans, one can often find a Murray James inside a 7-11 holding a slurpee. Most 'Murray's' have a love and devotion towards music.
Max walked into a 7-11 to get a slurpee. As he was getting a slurpee a Murray James walked right into the store.
by X2bassplayer September 2, 2009
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