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Windows 95 Tips

A site about making edits to Windows 95 help messages. Usually contain surreal or disturbing phrases such as “There is nowhere you can run.” Parodied in Windows 93 and on some YouTube videos. Here’s the link:
Windows95tips.com
Windows 95 Tips has some weird, but very cool ideas on it.
by Kopper0625 December 29, 2019
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Linus cunt tips

Suck my dick you fucking bitch

“I will leave”

“No you won’t bitch you have done this multiple times

“Fuck you Linus cunt tips “
by Linus cunt tips May 11, 2021
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no tax on tips

No one: ....
Mr. Trump: NO TAX ON TIPS !
by cutiesmolbean July 20, 2024
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Uncle Bob's recovery tips

Refers to a video course to guide you through ceasing compulsive masterbation, porn use and / or recovering from sexual addiction and sexual dysfunction.

Also

Porn induced sexual dysfunction

Yourbrainonporn.com
How's our fuckaholic doing with uncle Bob's recovery tips?
by Modern Women September 3, 2025
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Linus Sex Tips

A rather weird naming for popular tech YouTuber "Linus Tech Tips".
Hey, did you watch Linus Sex Tips yesterday?
You mean Linus Tech Tips?
by Quandale Bartholomew Dinglenut September 15, 2025
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A forest-conservationist's verbal equivalent to da large-mammal-lover's "Only elephants should wear ivory" saying.
Tipping trees for making wreaths has never been a good idea --- i.e., only fir trees should wear tips, and it harms the tree to remove them --- but it's not even necessary if you want wreaths to decorate your house, since so many inexpensive and perfectly-suitable artificial wreaths are available that not only look just as good as natural ones, but last for many years if properly cared for.
by QuacksO November 15, 2025
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