Thomas

A dick who try's to flirts women everyday and fuck them as if they are his sex toys.

"Say no to Pornhub"
-Thomas the pervert

by Whenthenightfalls February 2, 2017

Thomas

The best sex you'll ever had along with the best damn intellectual you'll ever meet. This boy is contagious, and you want this fever.

Holy shit, she's dating a SUCH a Thomas.

by Bdehaven August 18, 2016

Thomas

Is usually a smart bass, and is mostly over his head. (Like me).

Person 1; Do you remember that guy yesterday day?
Person 2; Yeah, he was such a Thomas.

by Yomama2310 January 23, 2017

Thomas

Thomas is just another name of a player. A guy who will make you feel good about yourself and loved, until he decides he doesn’t love you anymore. He’ll be with one girl, then leave them for you. Honey, he’s just gonna do the same to you. He could be your neighbor, or even your best friend, so watch out, and stay safe. 😁

1: Did you hear Thomas broke that girl’s heart?

2: Yeah, he’s such a player.

by thatgirl789 September 25, 2020

Thomas

Usually a white male. Most generally uses being in college as an excuse to not admit that they are an alcoholic. Averaged sized penis.

Fred is being a Thomas, He is drunk again and it 10:00 A.M

by Pary369 February 19, 2017

Thomas

Thomas's are individuals who say they live in the middle of the country, but in reality live 10 minutes from the city. Thomas's are highly efficient in sober sniping. Thomas's always take take advantage of the situation regardless of age or gender. They are usually found getting "Drunk" off of 3 twisted teas while sitting in a corner, waiting for his pray. Very smart and often find jobs in the software development field. Little man but has a big personality and humungous calfs. Also little woods are most common.

Friend 1- Hey I woke up in a strangers bed this morning not sure how I got there.

Friend 2- It sounds like you were sober sniped
Friend 1- God damn it Thomas I'm only 12!

by countryboyjk October 4, 2018

Thomas

A very handsome individual, who is always yearning for the outdoors. Usually loves sports, especially hockey and is extremely intelligent. Usually likes people whose names start with "J" and often their best friend or girlfriend will have a name that starts with j. Is a big nerd, but is still hot.

Person 1: Thomas and Jubillee are so happy together.

by June38.4 November 14, 2016