by .:Kess:. February 14, 2004
Slang for the opioid based drug/plant mitragyna speciosa AKA kratom. It gets its nickname from the smell of the ground powder that smells just like a llama. It produces short euphoric highs and is legal in most states.
Example 1:
Dan: Hey do you want any kratom?
Nate: No that smells like a petting zoo.
Dan: More for me I guess
Example 2:
I havent shit in over a week because I take an ounce of petting zoo every day.
Dan: Hey do you want any kratom?
Nate: No that smells like a petting zoo.
Dan: More for me I guess
Example 2:
I havent shit in over a week because I take an ounce of petting zoo every day.
by danasp_42 October 06, 2018
A Zoo full of reckless and wild Pajamas or alternatively Michelle Bass' (Big Brother UK Series 5) redition of Pie Jesu (Pie Jesus)
(Bad Beyonce Style) piiiiiiiii jjjjjjjj zooooooooooo
Dad: 'Come on kids we're going to the PJ Zoo!'
DANGER! WILD PJs
Dad: 'Come on kids we're going to the PJ Zoo!'
DANGER! WILD PJs
by A.Delirious - Student April 27, 2008
A Crew that originated in the slumz of maplewood watervliet. Founded by Magic and Lucci . Shaker high school is very afraid of this well acclaimed "crew". if you see rosaries , please run . this group is known to be very dangerous . Just ask mohammed. he got slumped in the woods.
by spongedoodlebob January 23, 2011
A soon to be Olympic Sport that combines basketball, football and soccer. The game is played on a basketball court and is scored like basketball. However, the use of takeling, tripping the opponent is acceptable. Running with the basketball like in football is acceptable. Kicking the ball like soccer is acceptable. Flopping in the ground like in soccer is acceptable but only if your front teeth are knocked out.
Tony F.: hey want to play zoo ball at lunch?
Chris L.: Nah, they cancelled the game due to Rod loosing his front teeth.
Chris L.: Nah, they cancelled the game due to Rod loosing his front teeth.
by Stag1988 July 17, 2018
Get the Yar Zoo mug.
1: who wants to go to the petting zoo cuzz
2: nah man I rather go to the casino nigga
1: peace out be fo these nizzles would fuck us up cuzz
2: bye O.G nigga stay low
2: nah man I rather go to the casino nigga
1: peace out be fo these nizzles would fuck us up cuzz
2: bye O.G nigga stay low
by g-lowlife February 18, 2022