A sexual act where a guy pulls out before cumming and hit puts his face into a female's ass and he shoots his cum into a glass and a girl drinks it
by Makkk dadddy June 21, 2009
Excellent marijuana. Marijuana that allows one to enter a thoughtless state. Like a sniper's bullet of THC to one's cranium.
"That was some dank Wesley Sniper last night!" dank
by Buythisvowel? January 23, 2012
When a person, especially one named Wes, attempts to give a girl of large girth, often a girl who is colloquially known as a "dike," a lap dance while the said muff diver is in the process of peeing.
by RandyIsTheDevil December 21, 2010
When you get a smaller weaker person named Wesley and slam him into other people in a moshing fashion.
by Killgore33 November 19, 2009
Perhaps the most famous line from Cpt. Jean-Luc Picard in the STAR TREK: TNG episode "Datalore". Picard tells Wesley to shut up after he tries to warn the crew that they were actually talking to Lore, Data's evil twin. This also works when someone won't stop whining about something.
OTHER PERSON: You know, I wish you'd listen to me once in a while, because I happen to know...
YOU: Shut up, Wesley!
YOU: Shut up, Wesley!
by OhioMan April 08, 2014
a red faced demon who fades into the darkness after putting four fingers in your anus then taking a whiff,he then runs spread legged into the darkness laughing maniacly
by Wesley the kancho demon October 10, 2019
Paul: "Hey Willy have you seen 'Wesley Likes Goon'?"
Will: "WHY DON'T YOU GO SUCK MY HAIRY BALLS?!"
Paul: Aha you're a good kid.
Will: "WHY DON'T YOU GO SUCK MY HAIRY BALLS?!"
Paul: Aha you're a good kid.
by wesleylikesgoon August 05, 2008