vag date

A planned encounter for casual sex with a female.

I'd love to join you tonight, but I have a vag date.

I have a vag date tonight with this new girl I met online.

by VeggiePatty April 7, 2015

violet vag

The female equivalent of blue balls. CGB

My boyfriend sucks at eating me out. He gives me violet vag every time!

by jankstain November 23, 2014

Fruit and Vag

The practice of inserting fruit into the vagina and eating it out, while simultaneously stimulating the vagina and clitoris; the healthy bedtime snack that perfectly wraps up the five-a-day nutrition guidelines recommended by the World Health Organization.

"Johnny, shall we grab some wings and play pool tonight?"
"Sorry buddy, no - Jessica and I have already planned to have fruit and vag. Perhaps some other time"

by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018

Phoenix Vag

When a girl is allergic to condoms and it burns like hell, but the man continues anyway

Despite her Phoenix Vag, I kept at it for a while. The screaming made my dick rise from the ashes.

by JustAConcernedKid March 11, 2019

vag burst

the over dramatic reaction from a gay boy or female blowing a given situation way out of proportion.

Le-ah had a vag burst when she saw Jared looking at another dude in the bar.

by Jarblake May 5, 2012

Vag portal

term used to describe a nether portal in between a Minecraft cliff that is shaped like a vagina

hey, we should build our vag portal in between that cliff

by killerclownplayz February 19, 2021

vag tease

A male who says what he is going to do to you sexually, or let you do to him, or reminds you of what the two of you did years ago, or asks what your favorite position is, or says what the two of you should have done years ago and didn't, and sexts all of the above, without actually letting you have sex with him. Self cock-blocking.

Paul has sent me text messages all day saying that he'd rather be fucking me, but really he's a vag tease because he won't come over here and do it.

by TangerineDreams April 27, 2011