Fallopian Tuba

The haunting drone from a rancid cunt pipe.

'Upon closer inspection of Jada's gristly twat lips, the student gynaecologist was rendered motionless from a fringe parting fallopian tuba. The noisome gust evoked decades of repeated dicking'

by Herbie Dongsporran January 09, 2024

Fallopian Tuba

The haunting drone from a rancid cunt pipe.

‘Upon closer inspection of Jada’s gristly twat lips, the student ginecologist was rendered motionless from a fringe parting fallopian tuba. The noisome gust evoked decades of repeated dicking’.

by Herbie Dongsporran January 29, 2024

Poopy Tuba

When you're eating a females ass out and she accidently takes a huge start on your face.

Guy 1: dude so I was eating this girls ass out last night even though she told me not too because she had to shit

Guy 2: oh god, did you get a poopy Tuba?

Guy 1: all over my face bro, I got bad pink eye

by _cordy February 24, 2016

Tuba Tits

When a big titty bitch succs on the lead pipe like a champ.

Cassandra goes hardcore tuba tits.

by BesseJoozer February 11, 2019

sticky tuba

A sticky tuba occurs when two men have sex and one man cums in another man's anus and then blows the man who recieved cum in the bum.

I heard Peter Fitsinwell gave Mike Literace a sticky tuba last Saturday.

by Dill Doe Dylan February 20, 2016

sticky tuba

when you give a man (only a man) a sticky tuba, you cum in his bum and blow him.

"My bum hurts!" exclaimed Richard. "That's because I drugged you and gave you a sticky tuba!" Remarked Peter.

by Dill Doe Dylan February 21, 2016

Tuba toothpaste

After you creampie her, you grab a toothbrush and press on her stomach until she vart’s out the jizz onto the toothbrush making a tuba like sound. Then you brush your teeth with it and go to bed.

1/5 dentists recommend you brush your teeth with a tuba toothpaste

by meatspindotcom October 09, 2019