Friend 1: “Hey man you got something on your face.”
Friend 2: “Sorry I was at subway. I ordered the subway cumshot”
Friend 2: “Sorry I was at subway. I ordered the subway cumshot”
by stiltmaster August 29, 2022
Get the subway cumshotmug. A name for your girlfriend to vaguely suggest that she handles your massive shlong that you don't have.
Some Jackoff: what does your girlfriend do?
Me: She is a Subway Worker
Some Jackoff: what is that supposed to mean?
Me: All I can say is that she knows a thing or two about footlongs.
Some jackoff: pfft you wouldn't even be a six inch
Me: She is a Subway Worker
Some Jackoff: what is that supposed to mean?
Me: All I can say is that she knows a thing or two about footlongs.
Some jackoff: pfft you wouldn't even be a six inch
by Pubestache September 16, 2016
Get the Subway Workermug. by Edwardomazing August 13, 2020
Get the Subway Simpmug. by LeUrbanDefiner September 30, 2015
Get the Subway virginmug. A term used to describe something that goes unfinished and is seen as a failure for whoever was involved.
Named after the abandoned, unused Subway system below the streets of Cincinnati.
Named after the abandoned, unused Subway system below the streets of Cincinnati.
I've really fallen behind in Spanish this year. I don't think I can finish but I really don't want it to turn into a Cincinnati subway
by GaaraoftheDamned March 22, 2013
Get the Cincinnati Subwaymug. The Subway Test is a test you can conduct on any person you find attractive.
Simply imagine that person working at your local Subway (feel free to substitute Subway with you preferred convenience store) and if that person is still 'hot' then you know any attraction is not likely to be clouded by other factors.
Simply imagine that person working at your local Subway (feel free to substitute Subway with you preferred convenience store) and if that person is still 'hot' then you know any attraction is not likely to be clouded by other factors.
by TheOtherSamWISE January 19, 2014
Get the The Subway Testmug. A game played at a subway, where you jump off the platforms into the subway tracks and wait for the train. Right when the train comes, you jump back up onto the platform.
by NCG21 September 23, 2012
Get the Subway Chickenmug.