partridge in a pear tree

an unbelievably cool person

"you only wish you were as cool as a partridge in a pear tree"

by k33p!7r33! July 25, 2008

gone pear-shaped

originates from: when a woman gets older, her breasts shrivel up and arse blooms out, giving her a figure shaped like a pear

means: its all gone wrong

see also: tits up

"oh bloody hell, its all gone pear shaped"

by itcreaks June 28, 2004

gone pear-shaped

if something has gone wrong, it has gone pear shaped

shit man. I was doing so well then it all went pear-shaped

by Paul Burton June 29, 2004

Prickly Pear Cactus

When a guy shaves his pubes and lets it grow out until it reaches 5 o'clock shadow. Shortly after, get a blow job from a chick and before you're about to bust grab the back of her head and rub her face all over your prickly pubes. The result is a rug burned faced with jizz dripping from her nostrils and mouth.

I brought that a bitch prickly pear cactus as a house warming gift.

by Zebrarez October 16, 2014

pear-pa-tear

another way of saying "papertowel"

Usually is said the most while being extremely fucking high

Can I have a pear-pa-tear?

by BlueAnaconda 1 January 27, 2011

apple and pear soup

apple and pear soup is a deliciously mixed delight that contains of cut up apples and pears. it melts satisfyingly in your mouth and the sweetness of the apple devours your taste buds. it is most commonly eaten when gogy goes to mrs dreams house disguised as dreams boyfriend for dinner.

recepie:
ingredients-
apples
pears
water
instructions:
cut up the apples in tiny half moon cresents, and sprinkle thrm into your blender. crush the pears with your spoon and squeeze the juice out, pouring it over your apples. add 100g of water to your mixture and blend it all together. give it to gogy once done.

"this apple and pear soup is so delicious, i could eat it all day, mrs dream, your food is amazing!"

by expelliyarmuss December 23, 2020

Juicing Your Pears

When somebody, typically male, has a bad case of swamp ass or particularly greasy farts so as to drench their testicles or crotch in general.

"Gosh, it's so hot outside I'm sweating like crazy."
"Dude, are you juicing your pears?"

by Thanatos89 May 18, 2019