Choking the Peanut

Extreme Masterbation

My wife walked in on me choking the peanut last night and she jumped in to help.

by Peanut Choker May 28, 2020

Half a Peanut

Bit of a chonk, has chonky fingees and likes ice cream

Hey, you look like Half a Peanut

by Anomynous stonker May 11, 2020

Peanut head

A large skinny oddly shaped head resembling a peanut. Usually this person also has small ears

Mookie you have a tiny ass head, stupid peanut head ass

by Swaggy_D November 16, 2014

peanut butter

Lubricious, creamy, delicious, and, most importantly, "spreadable"

Alyssa is one fine, peanut butter ho

by nautilus_shore May 23, 2010

smuggling peanuts

the unfortunate condition of having stiff nips

person 1: wow, you must be freezing

person 2: o god, i'm smuggling peanuts aren't i?

person 1: uhuh

by sara s March 28, 2006

Peanut Gallery

Someone who has squirrel brains. Anything they say should and will be ignored.

We won't be taking any comments from the peanut gallery.

by HokeyPokey June 14, 2012

peanut butter

leather interior in your pimp ride

"if you pushin candy color with buttah on cuttas" you ballin, houston style

by H- Town Representa!! August 22, 2003