Mystery Cupboard

That cupboard in your house that is filled with complete shit. The place has no organisation. No one can find anything in there. It's a mysterious place to enter.

Hey Jim, can you run and get me a new light bulb form the mystery cupboard!

by RangaJester January 24, 2010

Mystery Roll

Great looking guy, whose origin is unknown, but what is known is that he is one hell of a guy.

Damn, did you see that Mystery Roll at the Holiday Party.

by Holiday Guy December 19, 2019

Mystery Boner

When your penis becomes erect for no apparent reason.

Guy 1: I just got a mystery boner man!
Guy 2: Cool!

by HookTheGamer December 22, 2017

Mystery Blood

Blood that suddenly appears for no immediately obvious reason, such as accidentally scratching an itch and you hand comes back with blood on it.

"I just scratched the back of my head and now I've got mystery blood on my hand, can you check back there?"

by taerg_eht_oznobroc November 25, 2020

mystery meat

some kind of food you just can't tell what kind of meat is in it if any at all. prison food

shit we're having mystery meat for dinner tonight

by lita ford September 24, 2017

Straight Mystery

1) The art of being the person that everyone in the party notices, but no one at the party seems to know.

2) The girlfriend or boyfriend your friend has, but never divulges any concrete information about.

3) The person that is inherently a contradiction.

1) Guy 1: You man who's that slampiece milkin' the keg right now?

Doorman: No clue son. I've never seen her on campus,I don't even remember stampin' her. Leave her alone though, shes good for the party.

Guy 1: Straight Mystery...

2) Rabbit: Yo Coon what was does your girlfriend look like again?

The Coon: She's about 5'0" - 5'7". She's cute. She has nice hair, pretty eyes, good lips.

Rabbit: Straight Mystery...

3) Guy 1: Yo that Rob guy is a Straight Mystery bro. Like he's always at the party, he never comes to class, but he always gets the highest exam score.

by Swagstar69 May 12, 2011

Mysterious wonder

Quite simply means Built different

I’m a mysterious wonder

by Bill Cosby’s right hand June 10, 2021