Counter mounting

hitting on or trying to pick up a girl/boy that is at work ,especially behind a counter .

Mike goes to the bank and tries to Counter mounting the teller.

by strangepursuit December 14, 2010

Motor Mount

When you pick a girl off the ground and fuck her in the ass while ruthlessly forcing her to gargle motor oil

Last night we did the Motor Mount in the garage

by WigglesForLife June 17, 2020

Mount Douchemore

A person whose incredible douchebaginess earns them the right to be enshrined in stone form on a "Mount Rushmore" like site.

Guy 1- Hey someone called for you
Douchebag- Oh yeah, who?
Guy 1- The North Dakota Dept of Parks and Recreation
Douchebag- What the hell did they want
Guy 1- They need a picture of you for your bust on Mount Douchemore.

Douchebag- STFU!
Guy 1- You'll be between Dick Cheney and Rush Limbaugh

by Dick Goesenya April 4, 2011

Maryland Mount

When you shove a fleshlight into your partners ass and proceed to use it till orgasm

Mark: Maddy, wanna try a Maryland Mount tonght?
Maddy: Mmmmm~ Gladly!

by Felixxtheviking April 21, 2018

Sermon on the Mount

Matthew chapters 5-7.

Where Jesus said many important and incredible things, like: "if someone takes your cloak, give them your tunic also," "be the salt and light of the earth," don't boast when you give to the poor and don't pursue revenge--etc, etc.

e.g. "Mother Teresa really took the sermon on the mount seriously."

by Truthseekernumberthree February 18, 2013

e-mount

The total cost of buying something online once postage and packaging, insurance etc has been added to it

Curt : I bought a sick new tracky off the net from Hong Kong the other day, brand new, cheap as anythin mate!

Jack : Oh yeah what was the total E-mount?

by Jack Downes December 13, 2008

Mount Redoubt

1. A stratovolcano (composite volcano)located in the Aleutian Range of Alaska. 9,000 feet high. Heavily glaciated. Erupted 5 times since 1900. Active for millennia.
2. Redoubt: a fortified place.

I went to see Mount Redoubt over the summer.

by Volcano Know-it-All April 9, 2011