Pregnancy Missile

Another word for penis.

I launched my pregnancy missile right into her vaginal cave!

by Mr. Reeder February 26, 2018

moister missile

moister missile= another name for your penis

Mud dick was so dry I had to whip out my moister missile And find me some vagina.

by Confuzem February 24, 2018

mush missile

when a super hot girl has an ugly friend and her friend makes you soft

John: man katie is so hot
jake: yeah but her friend jenna gives me a mush missile

by bigfoothairyman April 11, 2015

Missile Cowboy

When a person knows of their unavoidable imminent death. They do something outlandish in the final moments before their departure. Ref. Dr Strangelove of the cowboy riding the bike to his death hooting and hollering.

If Yellowstone blows like they say. I'm going to Missile Cowboy outta this world.

by Motieman June 03, 2021

Mayo missile

Dick

Launching my mayo missile into your pelvic Canyon

by Mr Blinky April 15, 2022

Hidden Missile

A gif that has a missile of the phallic variety. A trap gif that surprised you when you see their hidden penis.

I was browsing r/Kappa and they hit me with a hidden missile.

by C-1 June 22, 2018

Pork Missile

A hotdog, typically served with ketchup, mustard, and onions after the 9th hole

“Hey Dave, are you hungry? Do you want to grab a Pork Missile after this hole?”

“Yeah Steve sounds great! I want onions on mine!”

by RealSlimBizzle July 24, 2022