Someone who is so addicted to performing the steps of any process so precisely and in the right order that it is likely more unhealthy than methamphetamine itself.
He is such a method head he cant accomplish the simplest of tasks without stressing out everyone involved.
by timeformetoflyeeeeI November 22, 2013
The quintessential "cock block". Slipping in and stealing the hot girl away from the guy who brought her to the bar. Common method used in most college towns yet requires a fair amount of skill and grit.
Friend 1. Damn, that chick is hot. Looks like shes with someone tho.
Friend 2. So... just use the Bryce Method
Friend 2. So... just use the Bryce Method
by Johnny Turntable July 01, 2011
Like Onlyfans but in reverse. A situation were you send an innocent girl pictures of your balls every 15 seconds until she pays you $15.99 to stop for a month.
It’s been hard trying to make money with nothing but an ag Ed degree and a creepy mustache so I’ve had to resort to The Goldade Method just to make an income.
by Jermey Sanchez December 17, 2020
The "Squat-And-Cough" Method
n; the more simple and energy-conserving method for tea-bagging
Instead of squatting and bobbing up and down, you simply squat and cough. The use of the cough was derived from male physical examinations; as some may know, coughing will raise the testicles and lower them in the duration of the cough.
Critics say that this method of tea-bagging is disgusting and unattractive. To all those nay-sayers, we shall put the SAC Method to good use.
n; the more simple and energy-conserving method for tea-bagging
Instead of squatting and bobbing up and down, you simply squat and cough. The use of the cough was derived from male physical examinations; as some may know, coughing will raise the testicles and lower them in the duration of the cough.
Critics say that this method of tea-bagging is disgusting and unattractive. To all those nay-sayers, we shall put the SAC Method to good use.
by Phillip S April 11, 2007
by A Trembling Omniscient Hamster May 27, 2019
Did you just use a public restroom?
Yeah man but it's ight because I used the scooping method!Good job old chap!
Yeah man but it's ight because I used the scooping method!Good job old chap!
by sfgdfg July 01, 2008
Formerly known as the pull-and-pray method, when a man pulls the goalie during coitis. This new and improved method involves getting down on one knee and saying a prayer after spraying man slime on the belly of the lucky lady.
by Little Johnny Blue Label December 17, 2011