Melvin Milk Toast

A skinny whimp. can be used to either insult or describe someone.

"That Johnson boy sure is a Melvin Milk Toast"

"You can't curl 20lbs? wow, you are a melvin milk toast aren't you?"

by Ralph Littlefield February 22, 2009

dirty Melvin

the act of having sexual intercause with your dog.

i did a dirty melvin yesterday with liza

by Harry ackerberg April 19, 2020

Melvin P. Shlump

A false name, used worldwide, given to the police when they cannot identify you.

I lied to the officer, told her my name was Melvin P. Shlump she said I was the third Melvin that week.

by Black History Month November 15, 2020

Melvin P. Shlump

A false name, used worldwide, given to the police when they cannot identify you.

I lied to the officer, told her my name was Melvin P. Shlump she said I was the third Melvin that week.

by Black History Month November 15, 2020

hartley melvin sanborn

best highschool in the northwest iowa.. sike
all the girls are either sleeping with there bestfriends boyfriends, or brothers. they also get pregnant at least once while they are in highschool but only 1 out of the 10 of them actually have the kid.

all the boys get girls pregnant, or they don’t get pus. and if u don’t get the girl pregnant, then u r one of the lucky few. everyone will find out who they slept with because they all kiss and tell. even if they say “don’t tell anyone, we keep this on the low” they will still tell LITERALLY EVERYONE.
the education sucks and no one actually learns anything. but anyways..
#GAWKS

everyone: gosh i hate hartley melvin sanborn highschool. everyone there is a slut
people that go to hms: #gawks

by yourdadsfavorite December 19, 2021

Robert Melvin Hopkins IIII

an absolute madlad. the coolest of cool. a true pimper of chimps. ngl hes not tall and sux at among us js

*reports body* "I just saw Robert Melvin Hopkins IIII leaving the office, body was at vitals."
"I-I-I-I-I dontknowwhatyouretalkingaboutIjust-" *leaves game*

by トロイメライ September 16, 2020

Melvined

To be scammed by someone who is clueless they're clueless.

Dr. Paul: "Hi Lori, you're looking a little upset this morning. Care to talk about it?" "Oh Dr. Paul...I don't know what to do...this guy Melvin... just cost me hundreds of dollars in service fees by lying to my credit card provider, telling them I never sent him his order. But I did...I really did. I had all my paperwork work proving I did, but the bank took his side regardless and won't pay me. I've been...oh....ahhhh...I've been Melvined"....

by Reinhardt Scrumschnutzel August 31, 2025