prepare the meal

To shave and clean your pussy if oral sex is on the menu for the night.

Well, I better go prepare the meal for Seth, I'm hoping he'll eat at the Y tonight.

Sorry Honey, I didn't prepare the meal. I'd rather we just fuck.

Can you believe Seth told me to prepare the meal next time? He said I didn't pass the finger test.

by One- Balled Man March 03, 2008

meal skrims

a term used to describe an amount of leftover food left on ones plate, usually a women, who wants to look skinny by not eating everything on her plate.

Carol left some meal skrims on her plate on thanksgiving so others will ask why shes done and carol will answer with an "i'm full" when shes really not.

by frodolax6 November 24, 2011

Grande Meal

To describe an act, place, or thing that is absalutely awsome.

"Dude thats a fuckin grande meal"

by peanutsdaddy July 15, 2009

meal chucker

cabin attendant in the airline industry. So called because they metaphorically "chuck" (throw) meals at passengers.

"Did you see that blonde meal chucker working in first class?
She's very pretty"

by Tex1 November 09, 2007

real meal

evander holyfield

He was the real deal until tyson bit his ear off, then became the real meal.

by xxmikeoxhugexx September 16, 2022

Macho Meal

Food that you eat just for the sake of saying you ate it.

Guy 1: I'm gonna get some double downs, you want any?
Guy 2: You know it's just a macho meal, you only need one.

by zao_89 April 19, 2010

Raccoon Meal

Noun. An unabashed late-night meal, usually followed by extreme pleasure, then by regret and diarrhea. Image the shame on a raccoon’s face when you shine a light at it while ravaging through garbage. Then picture yourself eating Del Taco at 3am in bed, alone.

Miranda: After the bar we went back to his place. What’d you do?

Lisa: I drove to Del Taco and ordered four chicken soft tacos, two bean and cheese burritos, queso loaded nachos, and a Crunchtada.

Miranda: Wow looks like someone had raccoon meal!

by Bob Hsiao September 10, 2022