Where you eat half a banana, look at your friend suspiciously and smash the leftover banana and peel on the top of their head. It lowkey resembles dreadlocks, and often the reaction of anger is priceless.
*Kyle looks at his friend while eating a banana*
*Friend looks back at kyle confused*
*Kyle smashes banana on friends head, then runs away laughing*
*Friend runs after Kyle looking like an Angry Jamaican*
*Friend looks back at kyle confused*
*Kyle smashes banana on friends head, then runs away laughing*
*Friend runs after Kyle looking like an Angry Jamaican*
by Amish Stalker January 29, 2020
Get the Angry Jamaicanmug. The term Jamaican Cleaner is an act where a Jamaican, or darker colored female, takes a can of beans and shoves them up a males asshole. Then grabs a vacuum and sucks them all out.
by extremecreamteam April 7, 2010
Get the Jamaican Cleanermug. the act of anal sex with a reluctant partner, wherein he or she demands compensation in the form of an extended holiday to a tropical destination.
Guy 1: "I haven't seen Eric in the office all week, what's up with him?"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah, I think he took his wife on a Jamaican Vacation."
Guy 2: "Oh yeah, I think he took his wife on a Jamaican Vacation."
by dirft84 February 3, 2010
Get the Jamaican Vacationmug. Step 1: Take a huge shit.
Step 2: Find a nice big long piece.
Step 3: Place shit in freezer.
Step 4: Wait until frozen.
Step 5: Use as a dildo on your lady friend.
Step 2: Find a nice big long piece.
Step 3: Place shit in freezer.
Step 4: Wait until frozen.
Step 5: Use as a dildo on your lady friend.
Renee was using her toys the other night, when one of them broke. Doesn't matter. We can still make a Jamaican Bobsled.
by leeden82 December 7, 2010
Get the Jamaican Bobsledmug. A party or gathering in which guests are allowed to invite themselves over to someone's house or car in order to smoke weed, usually for free.
Hey man, I just got paid today. Do you want to buy an ounce of weed, call up some people, and have a Jamaican Barbeque?
by Gabriel Sa October 15, 2008
Get the Jamaican Barbequemug. Fucking a chick in a shitty bunghole, pulling it out and then sliding your cock between her ass cheeks.
"after screwing that chick in her dirty bum, my cock looked like a Jamaican bobsled sliding through her cheeks."
by Santo Mafioso February 27, 2008
Get the Jamaican Bobsledmug. Derived from the Latin derivative "fako", meaning to con or to confuse.
To properly perform a fakin jamaican, one must juke or feint in the face of on-coming traffic causing the vechile to swurve and collide. Extra brownie points are given if the vechile bursts into flames on impact.
To properly perform a fakin jamaican, one must juke or feint in the face of on-coming traffic causing the vechile to swurve and collide. Extra brownie points are given if the vechile bursts into flames on impact.
I am sorry ocipher, that alien did a fakin jamaican so I had to swurve and hit the group of girl scouts.
by DJD April 4, 2004
Get the fakin jamaicanmug.