by anonymous January 27, 2021
Get the David Hoganmug. Bitch ass whore who likes the big cock. He'll take it in his ass or in his mouth. He especially likes it black.
Hogan: Is that a BBC that you have.
Black man: Yes, would you like a taste.
Hogan: Oh, please. I would love some.
Hogan: Is that a BBC that you have.
Black man: Yes, would you like a taste.
Hogan: Oh, please. I would love some.
by iLikeMen999 January 19, 2020
Get the Hoganmug. A nice dog with a big heart and a muscular body, and he is agile and loyal and has a great personality and is loving, he will protect you no matter the situation.
by Dominicanmangu August 13, 2018
Get the Hoganmug. She bully's kids. She tells people who are struggling with mental health to "get your lives together" and she tells people not do do anything last minute, then grades everything last minute after we are able to fix it.
by Cheesus69420 May 3, 2023
Get the Ms. Hoganmug. A horrid, vile creature, half woman, half troll. Despised by any who know her. This mythical creature speaks only in lies and lures others into her coven with promises of riches. Like most demons she lives to destroy what is good and pure. Usually the Oatmeal Hogan (called “Oatmeal face” by those who have survived interactions with her) lives a solitary unloved existence, but will leave the safety of the bridge she lives beneath to attack first responders or to attend packers football games.
How did that fire district get destroyed and all those people lose fire protection? Oh that’s right they listened to Oatmeal Hogans lies.
by Shade Pilcorn July 9, 2025
Get the Oatmeal Hoganmug. 