ham

pussy, vagina

Kristy is comin over tonite, Im gonna smash out that ham.

Damn shes hot, I wonder what her ham looks like.

When she takes off her pants, her ham better not look like pinata roasted beef.

by Timothy Bryce December 30, 2011

ham

slang version of "haben" in German, meaning "have", "to have", or "having"; actual spoken versions of "haben" can be heard as "ham", "ham'n", "hab'n" depending on the region and dialect

Wir ham's gemacht." = "We did it.

by Ligeia June 22, 2011

Hammed

When an electronic device stops responding, aka frozen

My computer hammed!!
Someone call IT My Blackberry is hamming!!

by hmmmhammer1 June 22, 2009

Ham

dubbed a new slang term for marijuana december 22nd,2007.

you guys want to smoke some ham?

by senia socialite January 02, 2008

ham

wack style. not steezy. not with it. SHOT.

OGO: "yo did you just see that kids trick on the down flat down?"
MATTY: "yea that kids style is pretty HAM!"

by CHRIS, LINDSAY April 19, 2008

Ham

a verb, To ham means to go very fast, on foot or by car.

They hammed home so they wouldn't be late. John hammed around town so fast he got a ticket. If you want to get to the movie on time, you better ham. hurry go fast quick speed speeding

by TheGrinchy1 August 30, 2009

Ham

an amazing abbreviation of the name Graham. It works on SO many humerous levels!

person1: hey Ham
person2: hello ham
person3: morning ham!

by HUGHES April 28, 2004