arse grapes

The bulbous purple grape like structures found to be hanging from the arse of haemorroid sufferers world-wide.

"Geez, my arse grapes are playing up big style! I'm off to buy a rubber ring"

by gogggg February 10, 2006

Grape-G

Word equation for rape. Grape minus G is equal to rape.

Sandy: When you go to Japan, don't get Grape-G'd
Tracy: What?
Sandy: Raped. Do the math.

by Choysen November 23, 2010

Butt Grape

A veiny hemmorhoid that has swelled to infection, and looks like a hanging grape on a deciduous and woody vine.

Frank: Hey Steve, we saved you a seat, sit down.

Steve: I would Frank, but I'm afraid I'd bust my Butt Grape.

by tedwilli9 September 27, 2008

Grape Child

A friend among your circle who is slower than everyone else like Arnie in the movie What’s Eating Gilbert Grape.

Chris never gets the joke. He’s a grape child.

by Dirty girl undercover December 6, 2018

Grape Sandwich

When you put your testicles between a woman's ass cheeks and she clenches them until they pop

Hey baby, I want a grape sandwich. Ow my balls!

by HentaiJoiBoy September 5, 2019

bust a grape

This is used in context of "he wouldn't bust a grape" as in he won't do shit. It's like saying someone wouldn't harm a fly as opposed to busting a cap, the sucka wouldn't bust a grape. Get it right youngsters.

That fool was talking about busting caps but he won't bust a grape!

by 96inthe916 June 15, 2018

fueled by the grape

Activities that depart from a person's normal (sober) behavior that take place after consuming an overabundance of wine.

Party Goer: "Wow, what's Marshall doing over there by the DJ? Is he disco dancing....poorly like he's in some weird time warp from the 70's?"
Designated Driver: "Looks like he's been Fueled by the Grape again"
Party Goer: "Cool."

by Steve from the coast November 15, 2013