Humans Against Genesis (HAG)

Humans Against Genesis refers to a commercial for the original Sonic the Hedgehog for Genesis featuring Larry Cedar where Cedar plays a woman named Denita Stokes who is the CEO of Humans Against Genesis, or HAG for short. The commercial is known for featuring some prototype footage of the game as well.

Narrator: Denita Stokes, President of Humans Against Genesis (HAG).

Stokes: It’s bad enough that the Sega Genesis had the most 16 Bit games but this new Sonic the Hedgehog, oh, He really dusts my doilys! They say he’s incredibly fast. Well what’s the hurry, mister? And about his attitude. Smartie pants! Why can’t he be like that nice boy, Mario?
Sonic:*zooms off*
Stokes: LITTLE BRAT!

by BobackTFox January 31, 2023

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genesis firming

similar to the genesis block in bitcoin, GF refers to taking something that is hard to bear - except the genesis is the most major or early occurrence of the firming event.

jdk tried to open the door six times before realising it was a pull not a push door, this was the first event of the day AND year - he was truly a good example of a genesis firming in that case

by ItWontBeEasyUnderAfro-guyanese September 10, 2025

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Genesis F

She's big and round, she may play a sport but she's cocky about it as if she doesn't do junko poses to her friends and pretending she's a wolf.

Dude you're acting like a real Genesis F rn.. strange

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genesis

The creation of the world by God was explained in the Book of Genesis. However no one asked for it. This can be hyperbolically interpreted as god pulling out the world out of his ass. Genesis involves a person putting his hand into his ass to look for who asked

Person 1: Ur so retarded.
Person 2: Genesis.

by gensiesess March 19, 2023

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