Falcon Boner

When you have a boner so massive that you can feel it pulse and u scream like a falcon!

Jose: How was your night last night?
Keith: Good besides the fact i had a hour long Falcon Boner!

by George Lopez the 556th April 21, 2009

Hooded falcon

An uncircumscised penis, of the noble kind.

The wingspan on that gentleman's hooded falcon had to have been at least 3 feet. I sure hope he fed it recently, as I don't want it to attack my face....

by Poopoopanda July 29, 2013

Metallic Falcons

A baby metal/ethereal band created by Matteah Baim and Sierra Casady (from Cocorosie).

They released one album in 2006 called "Desert Doughnuts"

Person 1: What are you listening to?

Person 2: the Metallic Falcons! They're awesome check them out!

by Salvadorudy March 23, 2013

Falcon Freaks

The falcon freaks are the most badass fan group in all of California. They can be heard and felt from a mile away and some might even call them crazy. They don’t care who their opponent is their main goal is to cause as much chaos as possible. They will do anything if it results in a River Valley win. People could only wish to be a falcon freak. Legend says some have even streaked to secure the dub. They go craziest with a YC beat down.

Did you see those falcon freaks they literally beat Yuba City themselves.

by Fuckyc August 15, 2019

Sara Falcon

Sara Falcon is what you call a European who makes baseless and uneducated claims about the US. Often these claims have the effect of erasing the varied and diverse cultures that exist there. It is in the same spirit as the more well-known term Karen. When called out they will often resort to racism and xenophobia. In the most severe cases, they will be too arrogant to admit their mistake and will claim that everything they said is a "social experiment" that results in the most embarrassing ratio in the history of social media.

Ex. European: Americans have no culture and only speak English. American: ¿Por qué no te callas, Sara Falcon?

by PaulRevere99 August 31, 2022

Au falcon

Fucken sexy beast of a car makes every guy who sees it instantly nut and every woman cream. Turbo barra or 4.0 intech, this car is a sex pest hot hori beast with power pissing out of every hole (Any holes a goal) and makes the sexiest sound ever and fattest one wheel peel you can imagine. Hook her up to a manny trans and weld the diff and youve got a sexy burnout beast.

Holy fuck its an au falcon

by Au_falconyoza May 7, 2022

falcon smash

A form of male masturbation which involved standing and vigorously stroking ones cock in the living room with the elbow transforming the arm in a chicken wing!

Hey no more sitting on the hand to creat the affect of a stranger we all do the falcon smash now!

by CappaFranco April 2, 2016