Taking a dump while having a virus/bug. When you complete your dump you will feel refreshed and know the worst of it has gone by. This dump tells you that you have flushed away the last bits of your virus and you may now get back to living your life. This dump will often be runny, a queer colour and/or smelll terrible. When completion of dump takes place, one must stand, lift arms above ones head and do a victory march around the house. Flushing of the dump is not necessary straight away incase you want to show friends/family what you have accomplished.
Friend: Aw WTF?
You: Yeah, I know, pretty impressive huh?
Friend: You have something wrong with you
You: It was one of my better victory dumps I'll admit
You: Yeah, I know, pretty impressive huh?
Friend: You have something wrong with you
You: It was one of my better victory dumps I'll admit
by vadgetastic August 07, 2009
When you ring in the New Year on the toilet with one final dump, cleansing yourself from the old and welcoming the new. Starts on December 31st shortly before midnight.
by C-Lo Brown May 04, 2017
An account on social media (mainly on Instagram) for someone to post bulks of photos without ruining their main account's feed.
Stella posts some pretty nice photos on her dump account. I wonder why she didn't post them on her main one.
by renjunstan December 02, 2021
Taking a shit before leaving home in the morning to go anywhere is the best thing one can do for oneself and a courtesy to others. You have your private time to make shit noises and stink up the bathroom without subjecting others in public. Once this morning ritual is done one can go on with their day in confidence.
by cpetkunas May 26, 2019
The act of defecating off a cliff or any tall object. Safety note: Always base dump with a partner and never base dump into the wind with flu like symptoms.
Steve asked Fred to hold his wrists while he attempted his first base dump off the roof of his dorm.
Tim was disappointed and a little dirty when his base dump got stuck on his windowsill.
Tim was disappointed and a little dirty when his base dump got stuck on his windowsill.
by RG2486 May 25, 2009
Similar to the turkey dump, occurring during the Covid-19 (aka SARS-COV-2 and Coronavirus) global pandemic where couples who are:
1. quarantined separately break up due to not seeing each other, or
2. quarantined together get so fed up with each other, they break up.
Due to social distancing this:
1. takes place over text and is especially brutal because there are no bars or pubs open to rebound at, or
2. is painful because the couples who break up while quarantined together can’t avoid each other.
1. quarantined separately break up due to not seeing each other, or
2. quarantined together get so fed up with each other, they break up.
Due to social distancing this:
1. takes place over text and is especially brutal because there are no bars or pubs open to rebound at, or
2. is painful because the couples who break up while quarantined together can’t avoid each other.
by AliveAhaFuck March 24, 2020
The President-elect is taking a trump dump.
by pseudononymous November 18, 2016