Hollywood Dump

When one furnishes the toilet seat with loo roll prior to being seated. A matter of hygiene.

I was forced to take a Hollywood dump due to the state of the toilets!

by Sleepless_Nights June 10, 2017

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dump account

An account on social media (mainly on Instagram) for someone to post bulks of photos without ruining their main account's feed.

Stella posts some pretty nice photos on her dump account. I wonder why she didn't post them on her main one.

by renjunstan December 2, 2021

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Taking a dump while having a virus/bug. When you complete your dump you will feel refreshed and know the worst of it has gone by. This dump tells you that you have flushed away the last bits of your virus and you may now get back to living your life. This dump will often be runny, a queer colour and/or smelll terrible. When completion of dump takes place, one must stand, lift arms above ones head and do a victory march around the house. Flushing of the dump is not necessary straight away incase you want to show friends/family what you have accomplished.

Friend: Aw WTF?
You: Yeah, I know, pretty impressive huh?
Friend: You have something wrong with you
You: It was one of my better victory dumps I'll admit

by vadgetastic August 6, 2009

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Morning dump

Taking a shit before leaving home in the morning to go anywhere is the best thing one can do for oneself and a courtesy to others. You have your private time to make shit noises and stink up the bathroom without subjecting others in public. Once this morning ritual is done one can go on with their day in confidence.

I destroyed the bathroom when I took my morning dump!

by cpetkunas May 26, 2019

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Weed dump

A poop that smells strongly of marijuana from eating cannabis edibles the day before.

Rebecca took a weed dump that made the whole office smell like a Grateful Dead concert.

by PedroOnFire May 30, 2020

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calendar dump

When you ring in the New Year on the toilet with one final dump, cleansing yourself from the old and welcoming the new. Starts on December 31st shortly before midnight.

The ball drops in 10 minutes..I've still got time to squeeze out a calendar dump.

by C-Lo Brown May 4, 2017

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