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The Doorknob

A sexual act in which you reach up a woman's vagina, grab her cervix, and twist it; like a doorknob.
Things were getting pretty spicy in the bedroom last night so I reached up and gave her the doorknob.
by Paddy V February 25, 2023
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doorknob

When someone unwillingly grabs an individuals testicles in a "Knob" turning fashion. Similar to a door.
Ronald, "Bitch make me a sandwich," and Susan said "Fuck you bitch Imma doorknob your ass!"
by KITTEN MITTENSXXXChewbacca March 12, 2011
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doorknob

Alternate of darn it, except people think you're crazy.
Bob: "We don't have any money."
George: "Doorknob!"
Bob: ????
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Doorknob

A domineering woman (bitch) who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships with narcissistic, and/or sociopathic men while leading on the better men.
“Dude, she’s a total doorknob, you deserve a better woman who appreciates your kindness
by The derogatory Master! November 25, 2023
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French Doorknob

When a man packs both his penis and testicles entirely in a woman's vagina simultaneously.
Likely performed by the rest of the world ever since Adam did it to Eve, the French were the first to claim responsibility and ownership of the French Doorknob.
by Roger Elliot December 31, 2021
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Doorknob

Hi doorknob
by Jeffy129 November 2, 2019
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Thick as a doorknob

He's as thick as a doorknob
by anonymous September 18, 2020
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