chef's fist

When fisting a girl you bring your hand to your lists give it half a chef's kiss, the continue to shove your hand in her chooch and open your fist like a flower.
I knew he was the one after he pounded me with the best chef's fist of my life!
by fat_terry June 21, 2020
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microwave chef

Someone who doesn’t know how to cook unless it’s in the microwave
Jessica is a microwave chef she can only “cookhot pockets
by Syndi P April 17, 2020
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Pastry Chef

Among experienced chefs in the food industry, "pastry chef" may be used as a derogatory term for cooks or chefs who lack real industry experience but believe themselves to be of exceptional talent and/or are very attracted to the idea of high-level cooking or baking such as what would be done in a fine restaurant, often at the expense of fundamental skill or substance. A 'pastry chef' typically lacks the overall fortitude to properly perform in an industry kitchen or will become dissatisfied when they are not treated as being important to the operation of that kitchen.
"That kid quit after two weeks - He was a total pastry chef!"
by Rusland June 19, 2019
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expert chef

1 - v. To toss seemingly random foods together in order to sate powerful hunger. Results vary from delicious to disgusting.

2 - n. Someone who expert chefs on a notably regular basis.

3 - n. The song after which the above terms were named, produced by semi-renowned webcomic artist Drew Dee, released under the pseudonym CRUDBUMP.
1. Ever since I've been skipping dinner at a reasonable time, I've found myself expert cheffing an awful lot after commons closes. Did you know that chocolate nicely complements most cheeses?

2. This year I decided to skip paying for a meal plan and buy all my own groceries so I could eat healthier. Needless to say, I've become a bit of an expert chef.

3. "Make you a trail mix with full size Kit-Kats / Do it real quick, show me where the bowl is at / Add some peanuts and mix 'em with some raisins / Put some M&Ms in and top it with some Craisins / I'm the Expert Chef."
- CRUDBUMP, "Expert Chef"
by Heavy Lobster November 13, 2010
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chef louis

The crazy over the top French Chef from The Little Mermaid. He makes all of Prince Eric's meals and is never without his clever and mallet. He had a good eye for les poissons.
Chef Louis : Les Poissons Les Poissons how I love Les Poissons
by GYM BUNNY'S PET March 06, 2017
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chef the ops

when a person uses a sharp object like a knife or shank to stab a. a rival gang member or b. an annoying person.
e.g. gab's joined sam. k then lets chef the ops
by roadmanneek March 28, 2019
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chef david

Chef David is not to be trifled with. Chef David does not like that. Chef David is a more intense version of Gordon Ramsey.
John: crying
Mary: what happened?
John: He went all Chef David on my ass. I forgot to take my head out of my ass before coming into work.
Mary: Don't you know Chef David doesn't like that! Stear clear!
by moie13 December 25, 2013
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