bimbo eruption

a) an average married male's (not just a politician's!!!!) drama-filled cast of multiple mistresses
b) (offensive): -for men- genital herpes as a result of having had too many sex partners, not just wives and mistresses.

c) (misogynistic in most cases): oral cold sores on women, which may have resulted from said woman being " sexually immoral"

if you find a bimbo eruption def a), in your husband's skeleton closet, you may want to consider being in a lamm, or go into a Mr. and Mrs. Smith scenario. if you are a sexually immoral man with dirty hands, and if the law can't punish you unless your wife brings charges, well you might as well deserve a bimbo eruption def b). Unless you were a member of the hippie counter culture and participated in something like the Woodstock festival of August 1969. Oh and by the way, never insult a woman by saying she has a bimbo eruption def c) unless you are an even worse misogynist than Ted Bundy or Gary Ridgeway

by Sexydimma October 11, 2016

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Negative Bimbo

A gamer who complains about his new graphics card for not being able to perfectly run Minecraft with an excess of mods & shaders.

My brother just got a new graphics card, and the first thing he did was complain about not being able to perfectly run Minecraft with 368 mods & shaders. He's such a negative bimbo!

by Negative Bimbo November 10, 2024

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Comfort Zoner Bimbo

Any man or woman living High & Fat in the Comfort Zone of any Country's 1% Totally and Conveniently Un-Aware how people outside the Moat.. Live, Survive or Simply Exist.

Don't waste your time explaining how things are Outside the Moat to a Comfort Zoner Bimbo. They have been Sheltered and Convinced that only their Wants and Needs matter.

by WRivers November 05, 2019

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