Writer

A human-like species fueled on coffee, criticizes themselves. The mating call of writers is the sound of pages flipping.

Did you see that crazy writer?

by Redder21 January 27, 2019

Writer's Block

A condition in which a writer or author cannot feasibly type words onto their computer and every last drop of inspiration soup has been drank and nothing is coming to mind that would make sense or not sound like bulls* and all your friends are expecting you to finish chapter 13 and wondering weather or not billy the fantastic will make his way out of the cave or be stuck there forever.

Also known as "Ihatemyself" syndrome that can also cause yourself to bang your head repeatedly into your keyboard and hoping any of the blood spilled on the letters will bring something into your head to replace said blood and allow you to continue your story.

"Bob: Is Jeff finishing that book?
Jane: No, he told me he has Writer's Block."

by Potat 1 August 12, 2022

Wiki Page Writer

A person who has unlimited power and knowledge despite being something like a Discord mod. Also, the best part is that they share their knowledge with you for free. Rumour is, most people don't know to become a Wiki Page Writer.

I write Wiki pages as a Wiki Page Writer

by TheDefininitionCucumber May 1, 2022

Bed Writer

A person pissing or shitting on the bed in a letter pattern

Amber heard was a bed writer

by Rose koi June 1, 2022

Bed Writer

A person that used scat or urain to write on the bed sheet

*Bed writer* Someone Who pisses on the bed.

by Rose koi June 1, 2022

Writer's rage

When you read a piece of literature so terrible that you suddenly have the extreme urge to write something better than it

Sam: hey did you go see r/menwritingwomen?
Violet: yes and it gave me severe writer's rage.

by E.V.D. January 1, 2021

Writer's Clicks

When a writer stands up after a long period of writing and all of their joints click.

Person 1: "Hey what was that sound?"
Person 2: "Oh sorry I have writer's clicks."

by Underscore101 June 17, 2021